#normal ask meme

19. Do you know what old bay is?

No? But I googled it and it's a seasoning?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

Beautiful music when I'm sad, being home alone and hearing something, any time I cry, when I'm really tired and my friends are wholesome, when I acknowledge something I shouldnt (like my fan turning on on it's own :) ), and when people are hella cryptic or creepy, especially if they're normally wholesome beans (this is @ two people in particular).

32. Run or Hide?

Haha, that was actually another reference to Good Omens: Newton’s car is called Dick Turpin, and he keeps hoping people would ask him why it is called like that. I honestly don’t remember why he called it Dick Turpin; Google says that when he was actually asked about this, he answered “because everywhere I go, I hold up traffic”. I am either not proficient enough in English or not knowledgeable enough about Dick Turpin to understand this joke.

Well you’re certainly in a creepy mood XD

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a Gatorade bottle

"Drink it,” he spat, forcing the Gatorade bottle to his captive’s mouth, though the original content had long since gone Instead, the plastic bottle contained a luminous, green liquid with a sickly, sweet smell, and it almost sounded like static was coming from the bottle. “Drink up, you useless hero,” he grinned, forcing the captive’s head backwards and emptying the contents of the bottle directly into his mouth while holding his nose, knowing he’d eventually have to swallow or die trying to be the man he was made to be

Well I originally had a stupid af idea and then this happened so oops?

29. What sends chills up your spine?

I honestly don’t know. Like I get scared by A LOT, but it’s 90% paranoia. Spiders are probably chills, though it’s also freeze in fear and twitch uncomfortably XD Actually, a lot of my fear reactions are to freeze... I’m useless XD

32. Run or Hide?

Normal ask meme

1. Where did you hide the body?It’s in the backyard- Wait, WHERE DID IT GO!?

32. Run or Hide?HIDE!

18. Write a three sentence horror story about a Gatorade bottle.

Thanks for asking !!! Excellent icon btw.

9. Make up an Acrostic for the word “Exsanguinate”

Lmao how fxxking evil

Eggs are goodX-rays suckSo does sexy KangAm i just joking about that?No (yes)GD even agrees with meUntil he remembers his lust for dae’s d-I’m completely seriousNever told a lieAsk anyoneToday, tomorrow, or, hellEven yesterday

27. What does “JMD” stand for?

“Just Mailing Daesung” obviously

43. Where?

E v e r y w h e r e and n o w h e r e

two anonymi and @kelsbraintumbler also did this, so here’s some shitty names for your sons that i’m pretty certain none of you have:

Nathaniel, And You’re Not Allowed To Call Me Nathan Or Nate

Billlllllly

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