#nonposter

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[SPOILERS DONT READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN BSG]

-baltar lives and caprica six lives, and the versions of themselves they’ve been seeing all along were just them in the present day? Does that make baltar a cylon?

-Kara just poofs out of existence because that’s normal and fine. Cylons don’t go poof, so is she not a cylon? Is she literally some kind of supernatural being/“angel”/“harbinger of death”?

-most of the cylons didn’t go to earth, where’d they go? Did they die in the sun too? Why did Cavil shoot himself when he was so determined not to die for his entire arch-villain arc?

-what happened to the remaining final five? They just... we didn’t see them after the initial scouting party at all

-what kind of nonsense was the all along the watchtower motif, are we meant to think it’s an ancient folk tune that Hendrix somehow picked up or psychically intuited (part-cylon jimi Hendrix lol)? Or is it the other way around, it’s Hendrix’s song translated backwards through, what, baltar and caprica back to the original five or something?

-Bill Adama spends four years mostly appreciating his son and the two of them finally form a special bond, the only members of their family left alive, and then Bill decides... he never wants to see Lee again because he wants to be sad by himself and not sad with anyone else? Laura would not have been down for that shit first of all

-if caprica and baltar are running around manhattan in 2007, and baltar isn’t a secret cylon, does that mean they aren’t projections, they’re actual messengers from an actual deity? If they’re real and can float around and withstand time, then wouldn’t Kara be the same as them? Wouldn’t she be able to be around and take millennia to process everything rather than literally giving up the ghost?

Send me a Fictional Character and I’ll rate from a scale of 1-10 if I would date them and why!

Riza: 10/10. Wife. Strong badass but soft-spoken woman who’s glorious as fuck? Wife.

[inundated with poke] :O

Nah, If anything new happens it’ll probably end up here, but I’m posting Edited and Illustrated versions (Edited for clarity/spelling/adding new details without clogging your dash for 20 miles) (also funny pics of some of these things) on Patreon as well as taking pre-orders for the Family Lore Book now!

narcissus - your best physical feature?

hmm. well, I quite like my eyes, I suppose

hydrangea - proudest moment?

oh, this is entirely petty, but the first thing that popped into my head was a time in... I want to say sixth grade, where I had a book open on the table during science class. (my science teacher was a horrible, horrible woman, by the way). I was quite clearly reading, and she asked a question and called on me immediately thereafter. I gave her the correct answer and she looked so damn put out. ‘twas delightful