Aug 19, 2024
Sometimes I think too hard about Noh-Varr and Kate and I just go. Hmm. Our girl's a monsterfucker
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Sometimes I think too hard about Noh-Varr and Kate and I just go. Hmm. Our girl's a monsterfucker
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Obvs don't feel obligated, but NohKate with 19 for the soul mate au thing??
I started writing this seven years ago. I do not remember where I was planning to take it. I have not edited it. Have it anyway.
Kate: We’ve met before. Noh-Varr: I know. That’s why, when I saw you, I said, “Hey, it’s you!” Kate: You can say that to anyone. It’s always true.
it was good while it lasted
☕ Noh Varr/Kate? (I almost said 💃 but there's something about the thought of Garden Party Noh Varr that just tickles me lol)
Send me a character/ship and an emoji and I’ll give you an outfit
☕ — for a garden party outfit
HELL YEAH so I actually have a great pick for Kate and a funny pick for Noh, I'm sorry:
Source for Kate's dress: this post, Milla Nova | Spring/Summer 2021
Source for Noh's suit: this site
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Buzzfeed Unsolved AU but there's Twilight
literally watching bu right now, wearing my hey there demons shirt, reblogging twilight stuff: how. DARE.
okay like emmett LOVES their show. he’s been watching them since the beginning
emmett leaves comments for them all the time. he’s been mentioned on their show. he’s also suggested some mysteries for them to look into
for example:
the mysterious disappearance of edward cullen during the influenza epidemic
the asylum Alice was in because obviously it’s haunted
he gets jake into it and Jake suggests they look into monster wolf sightings in washington
“the mysterious death of royce king”
well first of all, kate says, this guy was an absolute dickhead
they find a picture of Rosalie
Kate has a major crush
Emmett is SCREAMING
Kate found that mystery on her own
“what about the town in italy that murder forgot”
they sic noh and kate on the volturi and uhhhhhhhhhhh
noh does NOT smell like food
Nick Fury swoops in and Kate is MAD because they were gonna vampirize her!!
god!!! rude as SHIT!!!
this marks Fury’s first appearance on their show as “a mystery benefactor/Noh’s dad”
their fanbase LOVES him
Jake deadass telling them the wolf legends while Sam is just Ready To Die
Kate and Noh spending the night in the woods to see if they can spot the wolves
Leah is with them as their Guide and Kate keeps walking into things because uhhh Leah so pretty
Emmett and Jasper pretend they are fellow campers that stumble across them
Noh can tell they aren’t human
they can tell Noh isn’t human
Kate figures it out because she sees Rosalie
chaos!bella and Noh become BESTIES and sometimes when Kate can’t do the show Noh makes bella do it with him
between them they have zero braincells and just spend a week trying to find satanic cultists who will try and sacrifice them
they are, actually, successful. Clint winds up rescuing them
Esme gets those Big Mom Vibes around Noh but like. Pulls an art heist with kate
Carlisle becomes Kate’s go to medical guy
anyway gonna backtrack because what about Leah/Kate/Noh just…two badasses and a himbo
one brain cell between the three of them, always in Leah’s possession
garrett calls them up and informs them of weird history stuff they can’t use on the show
Alice: listen. listen. I need you to introduce me to Janet van Dyne.
Emmett is so excited he knows Avengers he’s like big brother proud of Kate
Edward winds up as a perch for kate which he does not understand. she just. sits on his shoulders.
the cullens decide to let noh and kate do stories on them since emmett already blew their cover and also the miasma of conspiracy theory helps hide them
Marcus loves their show, thinks it’s brilliant
kate: no but okay we went to this mission in texas and weird stuff kept happening what if it was REALLY haunted
kate: ARE GHOSTS REAL?
Bella: we are. literally the last people who would know
kate: oh my god. it was haunted
jasper: ha ha, no, that was maria just fucking with y’all
they do an episode on the rumors of a vampire coven in washington and interview mike newton and charlie
AFTER they know vampires are real
Noh is insistent that it’s aliens
“if it was aliens wouldn’t you know it, since you’re an alien?”
“kate that’s racist, not all aliens know one another.”
he ignores her for the next two hours
they legit interview carlisle to see if he’s ever treated anyone for exsanguination or if he’s ever met anyone with vampire qualities
people post pictures of Carlisle through history on the show’s insta outing him as an immortal so of course nobody believes it
Nick Fury continues to hate this entire production but can’t argue with the results
i just stalked your page because you're the number #1 source of nohkate
Considering my focus has been like 90% Girl Genius and 10% Naruto for the past three years or so, this is honestly a little sad, like.
There need to be more NohKate fans? @sergeant-angels-trashcan @lythelia-art help me out here, I can’t be the main source of a ship when I’m barely in the fandom anymore.
Since Noh-Varr has Psychedelic saliva, does that mean Kate got high when she kissed him?
I think the psychedelic saliva is actually a nanobots thing? In which case, probably not, because I imagine Noh-Varr can control it enough to not poison his partner unless he actually MEANS to.