#noforhire

LET’S DO DIS

Name: Staticburst

Gender: Mech

General Appearance: A surprisingly large mech, he takes his frame style (but not size) from Wavey but has inherited Wirespark’s claws. His alt mode is some kind of Cybertronian hover vehicle, but is also armed with a small turret that comes out of his shoulder. He’s a dark sort of…. turquoisey colour, with red optics.

Personality: Extremely nervous and anxious, always worried that he is being judged for something. He has nothing to be worried about, to be honest, but insecurities being what they are he runs with it. Other than that he’s quite nice if not gullible, though he has a permanent stutter.

Special Talents: He’s inherited Wirespark’s static-absorbing abilities (hence his name), though he needs to work on using it properly and has training sessions with his dad which also doubles as bonding time.

Who they like better: Definitely more of a momma’s boy, as he is honestly quite intimidated by Wirespark and often falls victim to his dad’s pranks and trolling. He does love both of them, but he has his moments where he resents not being treated better (before immediately feeling horribly guilty for even thinking that way).

Who they take after more: Wavey.

[Turns slowly at the tap on her shoulder and staaaares at the cube. Then her optics travel up Swiper's frame and settle on his faceplate. Smug motherfragger. She smirks, taking the cube from him and gesturing at the chair next to her.] My coworker and I are going through some workplace issues, but I'm sure they'll pass.

Ohhh... 

If I wasn't going to be offlined for this, I would probably kiss Rapid. Frag... I'd marry Houston, but I'd also want to do the other two to him, you know? But then there's... there's Swiper... I'd frag Swiper. At least once. Or twice. Damn.