#noendsstarter

I've always wanted to get into yoga and being "zen" and all. But I can't find it in me to just stretch for hours on end. 

Skateboarding is a dangerous activity to take part in while in New York City. I was almost killed while skating through Times Square today.

So I'm trying to figure out a song to recommend for our new dance routine. Anyone have any suggestions?

Do you think I'd still be able to pull chicks if I cut off all my fingertips?

Anyone free for the night? The manager called and asked for me to work an overtime shift, but I'm in dire need of a babysitter before I take up that offer.