klaine
How much I like it: actual cause of global warming | notp | don’t care | it’s okay | cute! | otp | MY BEAUTIFUL CHILDREN
“Their” song: It depends on the AU!Klaine is in. Otherwise it’s “Come What May”. Cliche, yeah? But Badboy!Klaine would be “I am not a Robot” by Marina and the Diamonds or Cheerio!Klaine would be “Paparazzi” by Lady Gaga…I have too many AU’s, so I’m stopping now.
Who does more housework: Blaine. And then Kurt comes home and wonders where everything is and gets annoyed, so then they do it together so it’ll stay organized.
What couple cosplay they should do: Genderbent!Elsa & Jack Frost…yes…OR, OR, OR Eric & Genderbent!Elsa…huh? HUH?! Okay…
Who cried watching Toy Story 3: They both do. WHO DIDN’T CRY DURING THAT?!
Who hogs the blankets at night: Blaine.
What they fight about: Everything. Especially childish things that they make up for later with lots of ridiculous make-up sex.
Who has more Facebook friends: Blaine did at first, and then Kurt caught up to him before bypassing him which had Blaine feel put-out and replaced some because “not many people like him like they did in Ohio”.
One headcanon about them: When Blaine is sent to the sofa, Kurt snuggles Bruce instead.
