#nobromo

For the month of April, I will be embarking on a 30-day challenge in which I will IMMEDIATELY CEASE conversation/interaction with a man if he:

1. talks about himself for purposes of self-aggrandizement* 2. speaks to me to school me 3. makes fun of me or mine (I am not one of your "boys" or "cool chicks") 4. asks a "clarifying question" that is a poorly-disguised attempt at Nos. 1-3 above (I see you, I'm getting down to a second or two before I can smell your bullshit)

*self-aggrandizement defined broadly, including attention-seeking, validation-seeking, etc. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Any and all are welcome to do this NoBroMo challenge with me. I hope it will give us all more time and energy to write poems for NaPoWriMo.

because I said to shallow-between-stars i was gonna do it