“It’s some stupid farming sim I dunno, reviews are good anyway. I figured it was your thing.” arms crossed over her chest and shoulders tense might not be the most friendly body language, but then Hawke has never been great with people. It’s hard for her to tell them that she cares, probably more so than it should be. Not that it usually bothers her, she isn’t in the habit of making friends after all. Still, Preston is a good guy who deserves a break, and in her case actions are so much easier to speak with than words. “If you want to uh, play it I can order some pizza or something. I mean, you have a key anyway so you can play it when I’m not here. Whatever.” 

LITERALLY square up bitch

u shut ur cowboy face about his turtle hat

goddamn APOCALYPSE COWBOY

They probably should. Caleb pulls his lips together in a firm grimace and nods once, sharply. He’s not a social creature by any measure, and he’s even worse around near-strangers. His knee hurts like hell but he can in fact walk. It may make him sweat and clench his teeth, but he can make do for now. “Ja,” he hisses through gritted teeth. “That would probably be best.”

preston: do you think radroaches are sad when we squish them like maybe they’re just trying to live hancock: oh my god either get me 10x more psycho or shut the fuck up before i smother you with a pillow

icb captain is the original power lesbians 

she was literally chanting eat it! for a solid minute and everyone was like oh captain what a silly fool you are! well jokes on them she was right the whole time, kinda