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HAAAAGHH!!!! FINALLY!!! Nightmare can have his own nightmares you know, and they look like this. A horrible vile wretched creature. How I've longed for the day to knock him down, and it seems my moment has finally arrived.... gyehhgehhh..... show me, Kirby... show me what has plagued you this whole time...

Guh..??? What... what is...

N- No. NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE!!!!! HOW DID THAT DISGUSTING SUBSTANCE GET IN HERE!!???

NOOO!!!!!!!!! YOU GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO YOU'RE MESSING WITH!!!!??!??? STAY BACK YOU FREAK!!!!!! STAY BA-

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Nightmare from Kirby's Adventure has arrived! How unlikely!

Mmm... the human artist girl... one of the most interesting weaklings on your planet... her mind seems so flooded with memories, and yet none of them are clear. What is she after? Where did she come from? Well, it's certainly none of my concern. She can toil over it all she likes, it just makes my job easier! GYAHHAHAH!!! Spending all day just scribbling whatever enters her line of sight, pointless creatures that coexist with her on that puny star. She can pretend to move forward all she likes, but I know the truth, and so does she. Turn around, child. It's all right behind you. GYEHHHHEHEHEHEGEHEHHHEHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhh of course... Of course of course of course.... the foolish foolish King... To think you once stopped me, tried your best to foil my plans for your pathetic planet... without that round THORN IN MY SIDE I certainly would have gotten away with it... but that's besides the point, sometimes I must admit when I'm wrong. I was wrong to believe you were something to be cautious about! As it turns out, behind that pudgy exterior is... nothing! Not anything at all!!! GYAHHAH!!! Any guy walking on the street could control your brain if they felt like it!!! What a pathetic excuse for a so-called ruler. How are you supposed to lead ANYONE if you can't even lead yourself!? That sobbing spider boy even got his grubby hands on you! All 6 of them!!! GYAHH!!! I'll be sure not to let the opportunity go to waste next time I get the chance, I assure you...

Speaking of my peers, let's take a look at this little lab rat, shall we? Once a part of something much much greater, one with such aspirations, such potential. All it took was one threat for you to fall apart, quite literally! GYAHHAHHGH!!! But oh so disappointing... to leave everything great about you behind, and for what? Frieeeeendship? Don't make me sick, rodent. You got one good look at that...hrghgh...pink thing...and that was it, huh? That's just how it works for EVERYONE around here HUH??? ASININE!!!!!!!! YOU HAD EVERYTHING!!!! AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE!!!! A tiny speck is all that remains and you believe that's worth ANYTHING anymore!!! And now what, you can summon a tiny measly wormhole? I'VE BEEN OPENING DIMENSIONAL RIFTS BEFORE I COULD READ!!!!!!!! GYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

The Knight's nightmare, hrm? There's a joke in there somewhere, I'm sure. Talking about looking in mirrors, how cowardly do you have to be for your fear to be your own face! Is a thin piece of metal really doing you that much good? How embarrassing... What will you do when it really matters, Knight? Your world collapsing around you, your men falling at another's hand, and your favorite little mask in two pieces at your feet. Will you still flee? Will you still run away just to save you from yourself? GYAHHAHH!!! Get a grip, will you!!! I was hoping for a challenge in that little head of yours, I've heard such glowing reviews from my peers. Consider me disappointed.

Oh brother, what's this now... a gross embarrassment for a man... spending every waking hour of every day lamenting the loss of WHO EVEN CARES!!! No amount of tear stains on your wimpy robe is going to bring her back!!! I barely even have to do anything here, you're already torturing yourself enough, bug. It'd almost be a waste of laughter, it's simply too easy. ALMOST!!! GYAAAAGGHHHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!! Good grief, it'd be a greater challenge just to get you to think of your second biggest fear. But I've got bigger fish to fry, boy. Go ahead and take a look in the mirror. The real Nightmare is already in there.

Ah... starting off terribly I see... such a weak tiny inferior speck of a being... no amount of "brilliant blue" headwear is going to make you stand out, fool!!! To think you walk alongside the only disgusting creature on your planet to truly overcome my power (as much as it pains me to admit it), acting as if you are true allies... BLECGH!!! You merely exist to pave the ground that exists under his shadow!!! That pointy stick of yours isn't a statement, it's a FARCE! One day you'll finally wake up and throw it all in the trash, oh I know you will... gyehehhh.... I'd be happy to give you the vision to speed you along, worm... for you to finally go back to what you were always meant to be: FODDER!!!! NOW BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT!!!!!