Some from my own experience, some made up, some from friend’s experiences. Feel free to add to the list. No stories necessary.

Tie your napkin around your head like a bandana

Run around screaming “We’re gonna die”

Say that you’re missing a crayon and then proceed to crawl under every table looking for it

Spend meal time making vomit/poop puns

Sing the Pterodactyl song

Skip around the restaurant singing “We’re off to see the wizard”

Pretend to be the host/hostess and create seating chaos

Tip chair over backwards

Take off shirt

Put your feet on the table

Loud burps

Draw on the table cloth

Tip tables over

Raise hand to ask to go to the bathroom

Cry for no apparent reason

Meow at the people who try to help you

FIREWORKS

Go on the PA system and rap

Stand in the kitchen and refuse to move out of the way

Restaurant wide “Wave”

Unplanned TicTacToe tournament

Sing

“Penis game”

Make out with someone who is not from your table

Or make out in the restaurant in general

Bring in pets

Start a fight

Rearrange the tables

Loudly complain about period cramps

tagged by: magical-octopus

C- Check Yes Juliet by We The Kings

H- Human by The Killers

E- Ex's & Oh’s by Elle King

Y- You’re Gonna Go Far Kid by The Offspring

E- Everybody Talks by Neon Trees

N-  Nobody’s Hero by Black Veil Brides

N- Na Na Na by My Chemical Romance

E-  Evil Angel by Breaking Benjamin

me: no

ridiculousblogging: then spell it

me: s... oh fuck..

ridiculousblogging: maybe it’s a “c”?

me: IT IS A “C”!!!