#ninesjumper

A: acidverdict • asireninthenight • adamjensens • agentjodieholmes • anothercrazybeautifullife • agntromanov • a-teaspoon-of-gay • alythess

B: buymevideogames • biomaiden • businessnotpleasure •biosshock • beltsquid

C: carrowlina • commandereverdeen • chocolaten1nja • connor-in-my-pants • chbing11 • captainredfieldswifey • callofdooky • cassidycaravan • chanhuun

D: driveshaftgroupie • daryldiixon • dharma-fishbiscuit • dreaminglara • dota2chainz • doughnutdrake

E: esteljune • ezioauditoress • evilmaycry • enn7

F: femtastico • furuichin

G: graveyard-groupie • goldenhinde • gamerfluff

H: hazydreamers • halloween-spooks-n-ghouls • haythamkawaii

I: iures • incidentalpiratequeen • invadersonicmx • impatientgamer • infectedbyhollywood • inkdrocket

J: joel-ellie • jorrvaskrs • joelscoffeeshop • jackpatillos

K: kitits • kristianperzuacion • kazuhiras • kittygotwet • keytotruth • kaldwins • khaalesiah • kapitanlevi • kenways

L: liliolaus • laraacroft • ladybuhg • liara-croft • letsgetonwithit • laraascroft • lluxerion • littlebigbastard

M: mrtwentington • mizushiba • my-immortals • mrfriendlythrowslikeagirl

N: ninesjumper • not-what-i-want • nuclear-sareebas • nnathandrakee

O: omgitsnotmyname • ohmykenway

P: playingwithbandits • partyymonsterr • pandemonadotcom • punishedgrayfox • priuses

Q: queenheadey

R: rikkustarling • raidthisway • renegons • rocksbottom

S: sexbutt • starvinghippos • skitzkain • stray-arrows •  salemsgate • sundermounts • steffisyndrom • skyrm • stevensogg

T: to-biu-or-not-to-biu • thelast-ofus • thatunexpectedguest • thelastrevelations • toki-no-eiyuu • tessandjoel • the-anteverse • the-never-ender • thelastofsnake • trev0rphilips • tombraiderr • tomb-raider-addiction • thegamerslegacy

V: very-crofty

W: we-ran-at-dawn

Hahahahaha I might post it someday. Several people have expressed interest! This is my Teaspoon account!

psst there’s an audio file of Eccles reading the abridged version it’s like a bedtime story but characters die and you’re also dying because hIS VOICE

/runs over with blankets and iron man movies