#nickyoflaherty

“Skin” by Rihanna

No heels,No shirt,No skirt,All I'm in is just skin.No jeans,Take em off,Wanna feel your skin.

“Holy Water” by Madonna (*cackles* this song is filthy)

Baby, you should get down lowAnd drink my precious alcoholYou look so thirsty, I think you need itKiss it better, kiss it betterDon't it taste like holy water?Make it wetter, make it wetterDon't it taste like holy water?

“Body Say” by Demi Lavato (no pronouns in this)

If I had it my way, I would take the leadAnd if I had it my way, I would take you deepIf my body had a say, I'd get it off my chestShow you all the red lace underneath this dressAnd our eyes are crossing paths across the roomThere's only one thing left for us to do

“Girls/Girls/Boys” by Panic! At The Disco (obviously, for a bi playlist)

Girls love girls and boys (sophisticated, manipulated)Girls love girls and boys (sophisticated, manipulated)And never did I think that IWould be caught in the way you got meBut girls love girls and boysAnd love is not a choice

“Strange Love” by Halsey

They think I'm insane, they think my lover is strangeBut I don't have to fucking tell them anything, anythingAnd I'm gonna write it all down, and I'm gonna sing it on stageBut I don't have to fucking tell you anything, anythingThat's the beauty of a secretYou know you're supposed to keep it

“True Colors” by Zedd ft Kesha

All my life,One page at a timeI'll show you my-my true coloursNo, I won't apologizeFor the fire in my eyesLet me show you my-my true colours.It ain't your rainbow

“Androgyny” by Garbage

Nobody wants to be alone Everybody wants to love someone Out of the tree go pick a plum Why can't we all just get along Boys Boys in the girl's room Girls Girls in the men's room You free your mind in your androgyny Boys Boys in the parlor Girls They're getting harder I'll free your mind in your androgyny

“Poker Face” by Lady Gaga

Can't read my,Can't read myNo he can't read my poker face(she's got me like nobody)

“Dance In The Graveyards” by Delta Rae

When I dieI don’t want to rest in peaceI want to dance in joyI want to dance in the graveyards, the graveyardsAnd while I’m aliveI don’t want to be aloneMourning the ones who came beforeI want to dance with them some moreLet’s dance in the graveyards

“Your Spirit’s Alive” by Dropkick Murphys (Remember this?)

You are the memory that lives on foreverThe shadow that stands by our sideThis is the sound that keeps us togetherWe are the ones who survive

“Til The Casket Drops” by ZZ Ward

You asked me how long I'd stay by your side,So I answered with only just one reply,Till the casket drops,Till my dying day,Till my heartbeat stops,Till my legs just break,Whoa, oh, whoa,whoa, whoa, oh,Whoa, whoa, oh,Till the casket drops

“Ain’t No Grave” by Johnny Cash (cover)

There ain't no graveCan hold my body downThere ain't no graveCan hold my body downWhen I hear that trumpet soundI'm gonna rise right out of the groundAin't no graveCan hold my body down

“Preacher’s Daughter” by Maggie Rose (probably my favorite song about murder)

And the sun came up like the day beforeAnd her sheets hadn't been turned downAnd the boy turned up downstream on the rocksTwo miles outside of townShe was leavin' church in a white sundressLast time anybody saw herOh, what's become of the preacher's daughter

“Where The Wild Roses Grow” by Nick Cave ft. Kylie Minogue (second favorite)

They call me The Wild RoseBut my name was Elisa DayWhy they call me it I do not knowFor my name was Elisa Day

“Blown Away” by Carrie Underwood

There's not enough rain in OklahomaTo wash the sins out of that houseThere's not enough wind in OklahomaTo rip the nails out of the past

Now shorty tryna push up on me like a wonder braListen when I speak out I wouldn’t want you take it wrongNow number one I don’t need youYa names Q I only see you wen I see youListen two you never play meWhy is that?? why is that??Cause I’m such a fucking ladyAnd three is all about me  I don’t want to talk about itIf you’d like to hear it here it goHere you go I wrote a song about itSee I look to good to be fucking youAnd I look to good to be loving youYou know I look way to good to stuck with youI’m conceited I got a reason

“Red Lipstick” by Rihanna (this song, hnnnng)

Red lipstick, all on the paperLet me take a hit while you sit and rushGo ‘head, talk shit, it’s all in the paperLet me grab my dick while you sit on topDo you right here while the whole world’s watchingAll up in my mental, gotta get up in my physical

“I’m Out” by Ciara ft. Nicki Minaj (any song with Nicki earns my love, even if the rest of it is garbage)

Ladies, it’s your songSo as soon as this come onYou should get out on the floorGo and get your sexy onIf you know that you betterThan the new girl that he onGo ‘head and tell him now,“You gon’ miss me when I’m gone.” (I’m out)

“Vanity” by Christina Aguilera

Every day I see myself I love me even more (it’s me I adore)Ain’t nobody got shit on me, I’m the best for sure (ma chere amore!)V is for vanity, every time I look at meI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on, yeahV is for vanity, thank you mom and daddy causeI turn myself on, yeahI turn myself on (get into it)

“Feelin’ Myself” by Nicki Minaj ft Beyonce

Kitty on peak, pretty on fleekPre-Pre-Pretty gang, always keep them niggas on geekRidin’ Ridin’ through Texas, feed 'em for his breakfastEvery time I whip it, I be talkin’ so recklessHe said, “Damn, Nicki, it’s tight, ” I say, “Yeah, nigga, you right.”He say, “Damn, bae, you so little, but you be really takin’ that pipe.”I say, “Yes, daddy, I do, gimme brain like NYU.”I said, “Teach me, nigga, teach me. All this learnin’ here is by you.”

“Bad Girls” by M.I.A.

Live fast, die youngBad girls do it wellLive fast, die youngBad girls do it wellMy chain hits my chestWhen I’m banging on the dashboardMy chain hits my chestWhen I’m banging on the radio

“Gold Trans Am” by Kesha (New national anthem, tbh. lol)

Come on climb into,My golden cockpit (c'mon)!Love you till you’re seeing,Stars and stripes, (get inside)!Burning rubber on the,Southern highway,Gonna take you for a,Freedom ride, (c'mon),(Get inside)!Wham! Bam! Thank you, man!Get inside my fuckin’,Gold Trans Am!

“Liar” by Britney Spears (Her voice in this one has that scratchy shit that made high school me realize I was bi AF)

Call, call, callBut I’m never gonna comeBaby cry, cry, cryYou ain’t fooling anyoneYou know I know that you know I knowThat you’re a liar, a liarYou can crawl, crawl, crawlYou can beg and you can bleedBaby talk, talk, talkKeep on lying through your teethYou know I know that you know I knowThat you’re a liar, a liar