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Discovery Season 3: Do you have some aloe for that Burn?
By Ames
After Star Trek: Discoveryâs uneven Klingon War first season and utterly confounding Red Signals second season, the series has leapt 900 years into the future. In their Burn Mystery third season, will the series take the opportunity to tell new stories or just fall back on the same shit on a much further distant day? The A Star to Steer Her By hosts are keen to find that out as we wrap up our watchthrough of this season, which had such promise going into it. And yetâŚÂ
Youâre going to see in our Highlights and Lowlights sections that many of the things we initially liked are ALSO things we inevitably disliked because their executions donât live up to some really lofty concepts. We had such high hopes for the idea of The Burn, but the usual issues that thwart modern streaming seriesâthings like pacing, plot convenience, and memberberriesâstill brought things down at times. At the end, we ended up with plenty of good and plenty of bad, so check it all out below and listen to our analysis on this weekâs podcast episode (transport over to 56:09). Best put on some sunscreen, lest you get burned!
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Highlights
Burn, baby, burn
Last season, we commended the show for leaving the constraints of prequels behind and embarking on a future where their storytelling options are unlimited. The season decides on a single, main mystery box (much easier to follow than season twoâs mystery boxes within mystery boxes!): The Burn. The premise is a solid sci-fi concept that makes for an intriguing mystery to follow along with. A galaxy in which faster-than-light travel is greatly reduced automatically provides conflict between the Haves and the HaveNots. The pace of revealing more and more pieces of the mystery also progresses at a better clip than previous seasons (which isnât actually saying much), even though youâll see the final reveal fails to pay off.
A Not-So-United Federation of Planets
Speaking of the conflict that came with the introduction of The Burn, the status of the Federation in the 32nd century also intrigued us greatly (perhaps too much considering we wanted so much more of it than what we got). Having a fractured Federation, as we see in âDie Trying,â means all the individual worlds are on the defense, put into difficult positions that force them into a corner. We learn in âPeople of Earthâ that our beloved home planet isnât even a member anymore, which is appropriately disconcerting. Charactersâ decisions are driven by desperation, which makes for dynamic television. The slate has been wiped clean and the new circumstances the Discovery crew find themselves in finally feel original. Discovery is literally looking forward because of this circumstance instead of backwards because of its prequel nature.
Mental health is important
The separation and isolation of everyone (literally everyone) this season also gives this season a unique depiction of trauma. Collective trauma, personal trauma, itâs just a lot of trauma. We found it frankly refreshing to see a show acknowledging the importance of working on mental health instead of ignoring it in an episode like âForget Me Not.â Itâs all the more significant due to the timing of when this season came out. Little did the showrunners know, the COVID-19 pandemic would put viewers into a similar brainspace as the charactersâfeeling alone, broken, unseen, and glitching out. One could surely relate. Which is why normalizing having complicated emotions and exploring them with safety and support served this season well.
Trans and non-binary representation
You finally caught up with the rest of television, Star Trek! While we can complain that Adira and Gray donât have a ton to do this season, just having more present, realized LGBTQ characters in the series does wonders for embracing Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations, as we brought up in season one with the introduction of Stamets and Culber. For that matter, the same has been said about Uhura in TOS: she doesnât do much, but having a person of color on the crew was groundbreaking. Discovery took some steps forward not only by casting Blu del Barrioâwho performs with some fascinating levels of complexity and teen angst, especially in âForget Me Notââbut in having Stamets immediately accept their gender identity in âThe Sanctuary,â no questions asked.
NiâVar finally reunites
Itâs so nice to see Vulcans and Romulans getting along again⌠as much as they can get along at least. The story of NiâVar in "Unification IIIâ makes for a sweet little detail and also some decent world building. Because itâs something thatâs been building since the 60s, their joining doesnât feel like mere fanservice, but has been earned with time and effort. These are species weâve known from the beginning, and somewhere in the intervening 900 years, their circumstances have changed at long last. We donât get much of what it must be like on NiâVar, but the eyebrow raising and small displays of disagreement give the impression of a process that is still ongoing after all these centuries. The fact that they think they started The Burn gives them a sense of guilt that plays well with their natural smugness and distrust. In many ways, it might have been more interesting if their experiments had been the cause of The Burn, but whatâre you gonna do?
Take a look, itâs in a Book
The first new character we run into (quite literally) is Cleveland Booker. Heâs roguishly charming and charmingly roguish, and his easy charisma makes him fun to watch. Having a non-Federation perspective also benefits the storytelling opportunities and the character dynamics. It doesnât hurt that heâs an animal lover too, so the first impression he makes in âThat Hope Is You, Part 1â when he saves the tranceworm is immediately a sympathetic one. Everyone on this podcast is a cat person, so Bookâs devotion to his floofy queen Maine Coon makes him good people in our books. Further, Burnham and Book have chemistry like whoa; it was inevitable theyâd get together and we were into it.
Saru gets the captain chair!
Weâve said in both other season wrap up posts that Saru might be the podcastâs favorite character overall, and weâre in good company in the Trekkie community in that regard. So we whooped for joy to see Saru get the captaincy of the Discovery for this season. His captaining style made sense for someone of his backgroundâa naturally cautious demeanor that is thoughtful and empathetic. We see in âFar from Homeâ and âDie Tryingâ how much emphasis he puts on making a good first impression. We relished in seeing Doug Jones out from under all this Kelpien makeup in âSuâKalâ and âThat Hope Is You, Part IIâ when he gets to make a personal connection with the frightened SuâKal, using his natural compassion to establish trust. Heâs so good that itâs kinda disheartening that heâs not still captain at the end of the season.
Tilly tones down
We griped last season that Sylvia Tilly was TOO MUCH all the time, but the writers definitely allowed her to be more of a person first and a kooky character only when relevant later. It was a breath of fresh air! Focusing more on her strengths and less on her quirks allowed Tilly to build to âUnification IIIâ in which Saru chooses her to be first officer. Lots of fans found this undeserved and thatâs probably just a side effect of there not actually being any other senior crewmembers who are main characters. We watched her hold her own in âFar from Homeâ and advise Saru in âScavengersâ to do the right thing when Burnham was defying orders all over the place. So when Tillyâs as competent and relatable as she was this season, we can see backing Saruâs choice.
From Badmiral to Dadmiral
Another new recurring character introduced this season is Admiral Charles Vance. After so many seasons of various Trek series watching high-ranking officers doing downright evil things (like in Jakeâs first set of blogposts!), everyone and their grandmother were waiting for the shoe to drop and for Vance to turn antagonist. So when he never does, you start to see that heâs just a flag officer during desperate times. Heâs naturally wary of the Discovery when they reach Federation headquarters in âDie Tryingâ for absolutely appropriate reasons: trust is not a common commodity in the world of The Burn, but the ideals of Starfleet types like Vance (or Aditya Sahil whom we meet in âThat Hope Is You, Part Iâ!) can still inspire hope.
Mirror Michael Burnham goes for broke
We recently discussed the various mirror universe versions of characters and how cartoonish so many of them are, but a definite highlight is Mirror Burnham. Sonequa Martin-Green just nails the whole vibe of the mirror universe. Her simmering rage kept us in suspense, and her unbridled fury in âTerra Firmaâ thrilled us. While other charactersâ flippy-flopped mirrorfolk are just more smirky with more side-eye and twice the mascara, Sonequa found a fresh madness at the heart of this parallel dimension. Itâs not supposed to make sense, so go all out. Itâs a thing of beauty.
SuâKal finds his people
Before I say in the Lowlights section how anticlimactic I found SuâKal being the cause of The Burn was, Iâve got plenty of nice things to say about the character SuâKal. Bill Irwin nails that childlike naivete and vulnerability in a way plenty of adult actors would get wrong. Your heart really goes out to this Kelpien boy who has been alone with a radioactive ship full of increasingly broken holograms. What a mind-blowing concept. And I already mentioned how Doug Jonesâs scenes with Irwin are touching and lovely, so when two Kelpiens are standing together in âThat Hope Is You, Part II,â it really does feel like a triumph.
Sheâs a queen
Okay, weâre all suckers for a pretty cat on this podcast. Clearly, weâre under their spell, but we canât help grinning whenever Grudge is onscreen. When she turns up in Bookâs ship in âThe Sanctuaryâ all by herself, we had a moment of just watching that beautiful floof chewing the scenery. I mean really, who doesnât love a big Maine Coon cat like Grudge? Sheâs a queen.
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Lowlights
The Burn really fizzled out
Itâs quite the shame that such a great concept for a season had such a lackluster resolution. The payoff for the cause of The Burn just felt like resorting to some magical handwaving: a boy with a fantastical connection to dilithium AND subspace had a tantrum big enough to knock out all of the dilithium in use in the galaxy. There were hardly any foreshadowing moments that this was even possible before âSuâKal,â making the whole thing seem random and unearned. And further, there was absolutely no reason why Burnham should rush to solve it. Itâs been over a hundred years; whereâs the fire, champ? Itâs like she already knew what the resolution would be. Speaking of whichâŚ
Too much writing to the end
Too often, characters just did things because the writers needed them to, even though there was no reason theyâd know to do them. Thereâs no reason why Michael should think learning the origin of The Burn will reunite the Federation, as she says in âThe Sanctuary,â unless she somehow knows SuâKal is on a planet made of dilithium. Thereâs no reason for Adira to go down to the Khiâeth in âSuâKalâ with radiation meds in their mouth unless they somehow know the landing party canât use theirs. Thereâs no reason Osyraa should know where the Discovery is and how to invade it in âThere Is a TideâŚâ Thereâs no reason for the bridge crew to infer that the DOTs that rescue them are full of sphere data unless Saru has told them, but we havenât heard anything about the sphere data since âForget Me Not.â In season one, we complained that the characters too frequently were doing things for stupid reasons. This season, it was more like they were doing them for no reason at all!
All trauma, all the time
I may have just praised the focus on dealing with trauma this season, but thereâs also just so damn much of it, to the point that it just becomes trauma porn. While itâs valid and valuable to see how trauma can be explored, the theming becomes so diffuse and exhausting when it feels like every episode is yet another example of someone hurting. Especially when most of those donât connect to the themes of isolation and connection. Just stringing together a wealth of instances of characters living with traumaâBurnham in âThat Hope Is You, Part I,â Adira in âForget Me Not,â Dr. Attis in âDie Trying,â Detmer all season long, Georgiou in âTerra Firma,â SuâKal in âSuâKal,â and the whole galaxy because of The Burnâdoesnât make a cohesive theme. For a season about making connections, they somehow struggled to connect their concepts in a way that made them whole.
Too little world building
Look, another instance in which I initially praised the concept of something in the Highlights section only to find the actual execution let us down here in the Lowlights section. This complex setting of a galaxy constrained by The Burn is a fascinating one⌠we just barely get to explore it. Every time we get a glimpse of what life is like in the post-Burn settingâisolationist Earth in âPeople of Earth,â extra racist Trill in âForget Me Not,â guilt-ridden NiâVar in âUnification IIIââthe show pivots to Michaelâs mystery hunt or Georgiouâs dimensional nonsense. What Iâd much more like to see is whatâs the Federation actually up to? How are individual worlds suffering or thriving in their circumstances? It would all help to see the galactic status better so we can appreciate why itâs so important that Burnham solve The Burn.
Osyraa is a boring villain
The fuzzy world building contributes to how one-dimensional this seasonâs villain ended up seeming. Because itâs not clear how big the Emerald Chainâs reach is and how powerful Osyraa is within it, itâs hard to know what the stakes are at any time. Osyraa in particular fails to impress. She starts out as a typical mustache-twirling overactor in âThe Sanctuary.â There were the germs of something interesting about her when she entered negotiations with Vance in âThere Is a TideâŚâ but itâs hard to understand what her motivations are because her plans to deal with Vance come out of nowhere. And these plans also just seem stupid! There was no reason why she has to enter negotiations BEFORE theyâve cracked the spore drive. Whatâs the rush? Other than the thirteen-episode limit, of course.
Stop trying to redeem Space Hitler
You know what would have really helped fill out some of these questions? Not disrupting the season by spending two episodes in the mirror universe with that interdimensional menace Emperor Georgiou. No matter how much fun the mirror universe is, we absolutely didnât need âTerra Firmaâ to be a two-parter. We didnât even need it to be a one-parter! And what was it all for? To set up Georgiou for her Section 31 spinoff show that she sure as hell didnât deserve. We talked in last seasonâs wrap up about how turning this genocidal fascist into a quip machine felt jarring, so imagine how we felt when suddenly the whole crew is giving this monster a heartfelt send off. Were we supposed to love this character this much? Because we didnât.
What was your name again?
Commander Nhan was mainly a nonentity all through season two when she was introduced. Sheâs a Barzan. She pulled the plug on Airiam. She said âYum yum.â Thatâs about it. She does even less before her exit episode âDie Tryingâ in season three, which is strange because the writers went out of their way to bring her to the future with the crew only to immediately write her out. And the way they wrote her out made us realize how little we got of her! Iâd say it was Airiam all over again, but Airiam actually had a touching send off. Nhan just leaves for no reason after a couple scenes of building her up. I expect most viewers didnât even know her name before this episode. And perhaps even after.
Post-Traumatic Stress Detmer
Iâve already talked about the general positives and negatives of focusing on trauma for this season, but the very specific character journey that Detmer goes on for a while just left me apathetic and a little discouraged. Iâll admit that it was a positive that Detmerâs condition wasnât an alien possession or her tech malfunctioning like fans were theorizing, as the story seemed to have the goal of normalizing PTSD. But it started to feel repetitive and boring, with nowhere for this subplot to build and no consequences that Detmer sees. And then her PTSD is implied to be cured by flying Bookâs ship manually in âThe Sanctuaryâ? If Detmer were treated like an actual character, sheâd have a real arc here, like Ortegas in the most recent season of Strange New Worlds or Starbuck in Battlestar Galactica.
I Was a Tweenage Were-Trill
Adiraâs a cool character! A nonbinary prodigy with a Trill symbiont despite being human, and a dead boyfriend who literally haunts them? Whatâs not to love? I just donât know why the show seemed to try so hard to infantilize them for the first few episodes despite Adira coming aboard the ship in a professional capacity. They were literally in some kind of place of authority in the Earth Defense Force, and then Discovery treats them like a baby. Now most of that comes from Stamets, who treats everyone like theyâre beneath him. But when the music that accompanies Adira whenever theyâre onscreen sounds condescending, especially in âPeople of Earthâ and âForget Me Not,â that just rubs one the wrong way. And then even worse, the show seems to forget that they and Gray are even characters after that! Rude!
Only Michael can save us
Last season, we mentioned that the writers were noticeably buffing Michael into Mary Sue territory. Sheâs the main character of the show, so we can expect a good amount of focus to be on her, but there are definitely times that you feel the prerogative was âwhenever Michaelâs not in the room, everyone should be asking âWhereâs Michael?ââ When for two episodes in a row, Culber gushes about how Michael is the only person for the jobâonce when he insists she go with Adira to Trill in âForget Me Not,â and then when he insists she talk down Dr. Attis in âDie Tryingââyou wonder why heâs not doing these things himself when heâs even more qualified. (The answer is because heâs not the protagonist of the show.) And by the end, even after sheâs been demoted from first officer after âScavengers,â somehow sheâs still the one calling all the shots all the damn time. She gets the captaincy at the end of the season with heavy-handed praise from Vance that she was right all along. I need to insist: I like Michael. She really grew in season one and that was invigorating to watch. But she doesnât have any room to grow anymore because now sheâs simply perfect. And perfect isnât interesting.
The universe is so small
Somehow, even though weâve jumped nearly a millennium into the future, weâre still running into the same people over and over. It makes the galaxy seem miniscule. It was great to see Gabrielle Burnham in âUnification III,â but her appearance smacked of contrivance to the highest degree. And then NiâVar doesnât do a damn thing in the finale, so calling Mom doesnât even pay off! Similarly, revealing Carl as the Guardian of Forever in âTerra Firma, Part 2â is solely for fanwank. Like the Talosians last season, he was there for two reasons: to magically solve the problem, and for the fans to recognize him. Hell, even when Zareh, whom we left for dead in âFar from Home,â inexplicably turns up in âThere Is a TideâŚâ, it takes you out of the moment because heâs only here because weâve already met him. Sigh.
This isnât the mess hall
This season did improve in the humor department, with fewer truly cringe-worthy lines, less Georgiou quipping all over the place since she departed, and Tilly sounding more like a person and less like a neurosis. But thereâs one area that stayed as obnoxious as always: Linus is still just a joke. His poorly timed transporting into random places in âScavengersâ wasnât funny. It was annoying. SSHB host Caitlin does a better job of making the Linus joke in this yearâs fanfic âSpeak of this to no one.â Oh, and Saruâs captainâs catch phrase joke in âThe Sanctuaryâ didnât land either. Discovery, youâre not The Orville. Get over it.
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So where does this stand compared to the other two seasons so far? Season two still seems to be at the bottom of the pile since the plot really got away from them. But where do you place this season compared to the first? Neither is perfect but there were still shining lights, and there are more to come! Keep following along with our Discovery rewatch as we enter season four next week over on SoundCloud or wherever you get your podcasts. You can also accidentally beam to the mess hall with us over on Facebook and Bluesky. And maybe get that Burn looked at. Itâs started to look infected.
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