#nguyain

Doctor B: Condom *hands waiting*

me: Doc ano po?

Doctor B: Condom.

me: *looked at the circulating nurse for moral support*

Doctor: Clamp.

Circulating nurse: Doc condom ready. *dropped the strawberry flavored condom in the sterile area*

Me: Doc condom ready na po *opened condom wrapper*.

--after closing the site

Doctor B: Nasan na yung condom? Oh bat mo pa inopen? Tapos na yung surgery, saan ko pa gagamitin yan? Sayang naman nyan. Ano ng gagawin natin dyan ma'am? *face of death*