NFL ORIGINAL CONTENT OFFICE CAFE SECURITY CONCERN
Dear Roger Goodell,
I am the richest man in existance. on planet earth I do not possess a certain slave storage system that could be used during a business day without my knowledge in an open roof environment.
When this technology is certainly identified I am ready to move forward with buidling My Personal Office and Cafe Stage for your collection of stadiums.
My security is very good. So, good that you could fill up the stadium with 250,000 people and make them all human slaves in storage with me seeing this happen.
When this security issue is cleared by DHS and alwill23 International Corporation to the satisfaction of NFL security; we are ready to move forward.
My slaves are former offensive linemen for the NFL that own a large wild animal as a pet for an intergalactic mapping and we call that a Tablet Nine problem. Its the way it went, and we are all learning to become more of ourselves.
Casually Drafted,
Alexander Erickson
