Ever notice how surgeons are extra cocky and have a dry sense of humor?
After emergency gall bladder surgery early, early this morning. The surgeon comes into recovery and gives me my orders. Do's and not do's. When he said no lifting anything 20lbs or heavier for three weeks. I said ...."but doc...how am I gonna pee?"
Fucker didn't ever crack a smile!!!
I was still pretty high so I looked at the nurse and being the smart ass that I am, I said..." fucking rough crowd tonight huh?"
So now I'm holed up at the farm with Slim and Reno and can't do a damn thing.
Thank God for good friends that you can call in the middle of the night and that will come running.
🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
Send me some funny shit..... but not too funny my guts hurt a little.
Bored!!!
Fighting the urge to impulse buy something nice on the internet!!!
I'm guessing they tagged me with the red band to alert everyone that I'm ornery.
Hahaha
✌🏻out
