#newguy37

Well we finally got those palace doors, and they are impressive! Also Minuette’s head is back to normal because a wiz-I mean Starswirl did it.

Anyway, I've gotten a few questions, but I don't really have time to answer them. So due to my ever-decreasing free time, I will no longer be accepting questions.

I do, however, have some good news! I plan on doing  a multi-part finale for the blog, and if possible, I would like it to be a collab project with multiple ask-blogs. Unfortunately I haven't been the most sociable pony, so if anypony who follows this blog can get the word out, I would greatly appreciate it!

A little news flash! I’m going to be at BronyCon this year. And no, I’m not a “Con” artist since I didn’t want to pay for a booth, and I decided too late that I wanted to go. So if anyone is going and wants to meet me for some reason, I’ll be around acting like a creep. If you see me (it’ll say Newguy37 on my badge), feel free to come over and say “hi!”

Warning: This is going to be a long post.

I’ve decided to cancel the “Colgate’s Bizarre Adventure” fanfic. I had started it, but I think I might be biting off a little more than I can chew (lol). This picture would have been used for the first chapter titled “Citizen Colgate,” which was meant to serve as a recap of the blog via a “News On the March “ parody called “News On the Trot.”

The story was meant to be an anthology with a framing device. Princess Luna and Colgate meet at a bar, and they reminisce about events from the past. The stories would have included Minuette’s face getting fixed, a re-imagining of my trip to Bronycon, a return of King Sombra story (this was pretty much dropped, as it was just a Resurrection F parody), and an origin story. There also would’ve been some closure about the office door in which Colgate actually gets an indestructable door from Luna, only to have it blown open by Canni Soda as part of the Bronycon story (the joke being that Galacon is a week before Bronycon). There was going to a Clockwork Orange parody where Colgate was forced to listen to Pink Floyd’s “Time,” but I figured that wouldn’t ad anything to the story. In the end, we would find out that the whole meeting with the princess was just Colgate’s dream, and the princess would actually invite Colgate to a real bar (a salt bar, as a callback to season 1) in order to get her out of the office. Colgate would wonder what happened to Dr. Hooves (who would have been a major part in the origin story) and then out of nowhere, Derpy would show up with a letter about him (like in Back to the Future 2). We’d learn that the Doctor actually ended up in the desert shortly after the events of the season 5 opener and runs into Starlight Glimmer. The final line would’ve been Starlight Glimmer asking “What do you know about time travel?”

There was also meant to be a part where Colgate goes to the human world to find a cure for Minuette which would have featured a few human cameos. One would’ve been Guru Larry, as a healing guru. Another would’ve been Dr. Krieger from Archer, which would’ve had this back and forth:

KRIEGER: What do you want me to do? I’m not a…medical…doctor.

COLGATE: Well, neither am I!

KRIEGER: Well that’s irony for ya.

COLGATE: No, that’s just inconvenient. What’s ironic is that I’m a dentist who can’t afford dental insurance.