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"If you don't get your hand out of that cookie jar in ten seconds, I will tase your ass, Wilson."
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+never-been-deader
"If you don't get your hand out of that cookie jar in ten seconds, I will tase your ass, Wilson."

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He grinned. "Naw, I just /really/ wanted to say that. So how are the super-dorks? Revengers... whatever they're called now."
"Avengers. They're well. Hopefully doing better now that they know I'm alive."
Wade giggled, "That's /awesome/. And much more impressive seeing as you're all... human and stuff." He paused, rubbing his chin. "It's been quiet. A bit... /too/ quiet..."
He chuckled. "A bit suspicious, are you, Wade?"
"OH MY GOSH it's my favorite armed babysitter! The rumor mill's been churning out obituaries about you, Phillip. Oooh! Are you on the run? Did you kill a man in Reno, just to watch him die?"
"Wade Wilson. Right, well, it seems you're not the only one who can cheat death. A whole minute and forty-two seconds I was dead." Eight seconds. He was dead for eight seconds. "It's good to be back. How are you?"
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[text] we should go killlling sumtime.
[text] and eat lotsa foodd
[text] i want a fucking mask
[text] im a supa villian afterrall
[text]u shoyld myke me a costume

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never-been-deader replied to your post: “What’s up, goldylocks? Seems you could do with some counseling. Maybe a little chocolate and snuggles.”
“See what I mean? I offer chocolate and you threaten to kill me. Freud would crap his pants at the opportunity to work you over.”
"What can I say? Threatening is my nature and it's what I was practically born to do."
"What's up, goldylocks? Seems you could do with some counseling. Maybe a little chocolate and snuggles."
"I could do with snapping your neck actually but I shall refrain myself from doing that. I don't need any counselling actually so I can't be exactly sure where you got that idea from."