#never !

Y/N : "Yes Mikey ?"

Michael : "What would you do if I cheated on you ?"

Y/N : "... Did you ?"

Michael : "No, never, but I'm curious. What would you do ?"

Y/N : "Two options. First, I would kill you."

Michael : "Second, you would forgive me, but just once ?"

Y/N : "... No. I would tell you to go and that would be the last time we would talk or see each others. I would completely ignore you after that, you would be dead to me."

Michael : "... I would rather die."

Y/N : "That's the point."

Michael : "And... You don't want know what I would do if you ever cheat on me ?"

Y/N : "No need. You would kill the dude and torture me forever in a room. You alreade told me when you were drunk. But I will never cheat on you Mikey. If I wanted someone else, or I would leave you to be with them, or I would propose a threesome. I'm not a bitch."

Michael : "... No threesome. No."

Y/N : "You prefer me to leave ?"

Michael : "... No leaving either. I don't like this conversation."

A.N. : In which Weiss from the future was sent back to the past because of an item supposed to stop time malfunctionning and instead throwing her sometime in the beginning of V7. She was knocked unconscious and is not aware that this is the past... yet.

*Team QRWBYJNOR was in a meeting room with the Ace Ops, Winter, Penny and General Ironwood, all looking at the live feed of a camera placed in a room next to theirs. The room contained nothing but a bed, a table and two chairs and on the bed rested a woman, seemingly in her forties, with white hair and a scar over her left eye. Her jacket bore the crest of the Schnee family.*

Ironwood : ... Well... After many searches through all of our data bases, the only person we could find who matched this woman’s physical features is Miss Schnee. But obviously there can’t be two Miss Schnee and this woman is older. Any idea about what could have happened ?

Penny : Maybe she’s a clone ? That was aged artificially ? Though I don’t know why someone would do that.

Winter : Maybe the person who did it wanted the clone to reach adulthood faster, but miscalculated.

Ironwood : But her aura is exactly the same as Miss Schnee’s. That is unheard of, even between identical twins.

Nora : *gasp* Maybe she comes from the FUTURE ?! That would be so AWESOME !

Weiss : Time travel isn’t possible though.

Yang : You said the same thing about magic and 30 seconds later my mom turned into a bird.

Weiss : *opens her mouth as if to retort*... *closes her mouth, grumbling*... Ok, fair.

Ironwood : *noticing the woman in the room stirring and reaching up with a hand to massage her forehead, as though she had a headache* Well, looks like we won’t have to wonder for much longer. I’ll go interrogate her. Everyone stay here and observe. Be on your guard : she might be an enemy and try to escape. *pointing to his left ear* You can talk to me if you notice something suspicious.

Everyone : *voices their agreement*

*Ironwood walks out of the room, knocks on the bedroom’s door and enters after hearing a muffled invitation*

*The unknown woman is sitting up on the bed, still massaging her forehead. She looks up to see who entered the room and recognition flashes in her eyes*

Mystery Woman : James. It has been a while. Why are you here ? Where are we even ? This doesn’t look like the Manor or the Military Hospital.

Ironwood : *taken aback by the woman’s familiarity and her voice, almost exactly the same as Weiss’* You... are in an unoccupied teaching staff bedroom in Atlas Academy... *taking a second to think, adding tentatively* Miss Schnee.

Mystery Woman : *a scowl taking over her face, her eyes turning as cold as the glaciers hidden in the tundra* Mrs Belladonna-Schnee, James. I know you and my wife have your disagreements, but that is no reason to act as though she doesn’t even exist.

*Everyone in the meeting room is taken aback. No one moves, no one makes a sound.*

Ironwood : *taking a second to let it settle in* *takes a deep breathe and joins his hands in front of his face in a praying gesture* ... Will you please let me be the one to tell Jacques ? Please. I beg of you.

Winter : *through Ironwood’s earpiece* Sir, I’m afraid I can’t let you do that. Family has priority. I will tell Jacques about this.

Ironwood : *putting a hand to his ear to reply, not caring that the Mystery Woman would see it* Winter, you rejected that man years ago, don’t you “family” your way into this.

Winter : I don’t care. I call dibs. I’ll tell him.

Ironwood : Winter, I am your superior officer, I order you to let me tell him.

Winter : No can do. But don’t worry, I’m sure Whitley will end up a disappointment to our Father as well, one way or another, as there is no pleasing this man, so I’ll let you tell him when the time comes.

Ironwood : WINTER ! Do I not mean anything to you ?! This is the chance of a lifetime to see that bitch’s soul leave his body !

Winter : You got your moment when I joined Atlas Academy and we signed the adoption paper. Now it’s my turn. Sorry dad.

Ironwood : *betrayed* WIIIIINNTEEEEERRRR !!!

it’s been 9 hours now and i am: 

still 

not

ok