#never!

[screaming] Wren: DAAAAAAAAAD! Oscar: Jesus-.. what?! Wren: Byrd’s doing stuff to his thing in my room! Byrd: Our room-.. and I wasn’t! Wren: Whatever, you’re fucking nasty-.. do it in the shower. Oscar: Don’t do it in the shower. Byrd: Wait, why not? Oscar: Oh my-… Wren: I want my own room. Courtney: We don’t have enough rooms, honey. Ava: Woah, woah! Family meetings are forbidden to commence without me. Wren: This doesn’t concern you, squirt. Ava: You are so rude, everything concerns me. Oscar: What about the attic? Wren: I’m not moving up there, it’s creepy as fuck! Byrd can go up there and be disgusting on his own. Byrd: I’m not going up there either! It’s heebie-jeebie central and full of spiders. Robin: I don’t mind moving to the attic. Ava: DIBS ON THE BIG ROOM! Wren: Yeah, me n’ Ava have always wanted to swap. Byrd: I could have Robin’s room. Oscar: So, literally everyone wants to swap rooms? [Oscar pinched the bridge of his nose as a chorus of “yes’s” assaulted him] Courtney: [laughs] That’s that then. Oscar: Fine, but every single one of you is helping me lug furniture here there n’ fucking everywhere… Ava: Okay, I’ve lost count of how much you and Wren owe the swear jar, so I’ll just take a tenner from you both. Wren: She still owes me a fiver for breaking-… Ava: Shhhhh, gosh!!