I am not a technophobe, usually Iβm pretty open to new technology.
When I tell you I donβt care if a million human trials prove them safe.
If they could improve my life in every conceivable way.
If they cost a spit and a handshake.
I will never get a neurolink!
Iβm just as addicted to my phone as the next person. But never being able to unplug sounds like a goddamn nightmare.
(Also you know theyβre going to start putting ads in your dreams or some shit).












