#net juu

365 Journal: 07/08/23

OKAY OKAY LIKE

I’M WATCHING THIS NEW ANIME CALLED NET-JUU NO SUSUME RIGHT?!

It’s about a 30 year old woman who dropped out of the work force to become a shut in and play MMO video games, she winds up falling in love over the internet an shit, right?

THING IS, THIS BITCH IS ME, I SWEAR TO GOD FROM THE LOOKS (and hair lenght)

TO THE FACT THAT I’M ONLY LIKE 5 MINUTES INTO THE FIRST FUCKING EPISODE AND I SWEAR TO GOD SHE IS ME

RIGHT LIKE HER FAVOURITE MMO GOT CANNED SO SHE CRIED AND TRIED LOOKING FOR A NEW ONE?!

FOUND ONE AND HER FUCKING REASON FOR CHOOSING IT?!

“THE CHARACTERS LOOK CUTE AND THE ART IS PRETTY, LETS TRY IT!”

BITCH THAT’S MY CRITERIA FOR PLAYING MMO GAMES (and most games in general) IT’S WHY I CAN’T PLAY SKYRIM OR OBLIVION GAMES BECAUSE THEY LOOK UGLY TO ME BUT GIMME BREATHE OF THE WILD OR MARIO ODYSSEY AND I KNOW I’LL HAVE BLAST.

BUT THEN SHE SAYS

“I’M NOT YOUR AVERAGE NEET THOUGH, I CHOOSE THE NEET LIFE”

AND

JUST

FUCKING SAME?! Like I’m a working NEET like, I am a full time freelance artist cause I need to pay the bills SOMEHOW, but by all accounts I am a fucking NEET and I fucking choose this life and wouldn’t want a corporate job at all, but...BUT SERIOUSLY

WELL SHE STARTED THE GAME AND MADE A CHARACTER

THE BLUE HAIRED GUY AND JUST, HOLY SHIT I ALWAYS PLAY GUY CHARACTERS LIKE IT’S RARE I PLAY A FEMALE

BUT

FUCK

SHE JUST KEPT GETTING HER ASS HANDED TO HER IN THE GAME, AND A CUTE ASS PLAYER CAME TO HER ASKING IF SHE NEEDED HELP IF SHE WAS OKAY RIGHT?! AND MY REACTION WAS

HOLY SHIT THIS CHARACTERS CUTE

SO GUESS FUCKING WHAT GUYS

THE PROTAGONIST

THOUGHT THE SAME

They made my life

into an anime

SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME