I loved the lil profile decorations they had for their birthday, so much variety! When they left I was heartbroken. Then they returned!

I have never witnessed a forest fire in my life, those that have happened have been put out quickly because I live in a wet area, 3 have occurred within 30 minutes of my home in the past WEEK.

Hurricanes usually come by once every 5 or so years, sometimes we'll get a bit more but the rule of thumb is one every 5 years. There have been 3 since 2020, prior to that I don't remember the last hurricane I experienced.

The weather here is pretty cool, we typically reach the low to mid-20s during mid to late summer. Today is June 1st, it was 30 Celsius. I got a sunburn from walking 5 minutes to an interview.

This isn't even mentioning the fact we haven't had a white Christmas in 5+ years, I LIVE IN CANADA. We do not get snow until March most years and it's gone by May. IN CANADA.

I just need people to shut up about global warming not being real or not being as big of a deal as we're making it out to be because even if you ignore the science (don't) there is literal proof right in front of your eyes. Think for 2 seconds, have fire rates gone up in your area? Are you getting a lot more/less snow than usual? More extreme weather? CONGRATS THAT IS GLOBAL WARMING!

Are you too tired to wash the dishes? Do a half-assed job, only wash the ones you REALLY need.

Haven't swept in a while? Do a piss poor job of it. Only go over it once, it's cleaner than it was before!!!

Got a paper that's stressing you tf out? Half-ass it. You can go back later and make it better, right now just get that shit done.

Been ordering out all week and feel bad? Make a half-assed dinner. Pretend you're fucking 5 and throw some random tomatoe sauce on those noodles you haven't touched in a few weeks - it's homemade food!

Meet Constance (right) and Walter (left)

The story takes place in 1860's London and follows the two as they investigate a body, with the help of said body's spirit. Walter is a cop and the son of the Prime Minister at the time, while Constance is a medium and heavily indoctrinated. They name the spirit Annette, this is not her actual name but how she will be referred to at this time.

ANYWAY I love them so much. Walter is a golden retriever of a man and volunteers in poor communities a lot, he hates his father with a passion. He falls in love with Constance day one, but Constance is bad at emotions and has more of a slow burn as she falls in love throughout the story.

This is all made so much more fun when the two have to pretend to court one another in order to continue working their case undetected because the government doesn't want them to figure out that they're the ones that killed Annette.

Ok so kinda depressing story: I never get invited out anywhere, let alone places I actually enjoy. I went to the mall a few times as a pre-teen which was eh, but aside from that no one ever wants to go anywhere with me and it makes me sad

BUT BUT BUT I met these people at a job I quit a few months back and we study together and they invited me to a board game cafe AND IT WAS SO MUCH FUN I zoned out for the last hour due to too much happening but still it was a lot of fun and :DDDDDD