Nov 21, 2014
psa if i ever die suddenly in public i'm counting on my friends to look at my fresh corpse and say "praise be. god finally struck him down" and then give big ol thumbs up to the sky. i'm expecting this guys pls
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psa if i ever die suddenly in public i'm counting on my friends to look at my fresh corpse and say "praise be. god finally struck him down" and then give big ol thumbs up to the sky. i'm expecting this guys pls
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through careful manipulation and help from dear muddy, i have succeeded in making this little stray cat a part of my family. [takes a bow]Β
im sorry friends
i keep a snapchat collection for when i get sad these are a few of my favs
i was morning running a few days ago and i saw this orange tabby in one of my neighbor hood round-abouts. he looked interested in me so i slowed down and, sure enough, he moseys on over to be pet. i'm pretty allergic to cats but i'm near the end of my run anyways, so i kneel down and start lovin on the lil guy. he's kind of into it but he keeps turning around and arching his back, like he's scared of something, and so i laugh and ask him, "what's the matter, kid, on the run from the cat mafia?" i kid you not, he fucking turns, looks at me with these big green eyes, and then bolts a few houses down before climbing a tree.
the cat mafia is real, guys, it is real and it is after your snitch ass cats.
i like pretty dark haired women and breakfast foods. i am ron swanson.
/)uvu(\ goodness, ron! the answer is yes, but i fear you are too out of my league!
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