#nervia

Louis Buisseret (1888–1956)

smacks hands down

reblog with 1 OC and Nervia will judge them. please say if mun and muse are 18+ since she’s a bit raunchy

Juvia: Natsu-saaan~ Oh, hello Erza-san.

Natsu: Oh, 'sup Juvia?

Erza: Juvia.

Juvia: J-Juvia was wondering if Natsu was going on a mission soon.

Natsu: Yeah, I am. Why, you wanna come along?

Erza: ....

Juvia: Juvia can?

Natsu: Sure, don't see why not.

Juvia: Juvia is happy~! What sort of mission did Natsu-san have in mind?

Erza: I'm afraid that Natsu is picking this one.

Juvia: .... is that a problem?

Natsu: I was thinking of something dangerous~

Juvia: D-dangerous...?

Erza: *nods once* Very.

Natsu: *grins* With plenty of fighting~

Juvia: F-Fighting??

Erza: Lots~

Natsu: And of course - lots and lots of~~

Juvia: ... lots and lots of...?

Erza: Nookie.

Juvia: 0.0

Natsu: Really? It rhymes with 'cookie' so it sounds awesome!

Juvia: @_@ Na-Natsu-san...

Erza: If you don't want to go, you don't have to.

Natsu: C'mon Juvia! You get to share some 'nookie' with us!

Juvia: ... Natsu-san can't be this dense. ( -_-)

Natsu: Dense in what?

Erza: It's fine, Natsu. Come, let's get ready. Do you wish to come, Juvia? *barest smirk*

Juvia: ... chance of danger, senseless violence, and sexual relief? *takes a deep breath* Yes, Juvia will come.

Louis Buisseret (1888–1956)

Gray: You weren't there, Flamebrain. For all we know, they would've said your weakness is water. -______-*

Natsu: Nah, my fire can evaporate water into steam~

Juvia: ... Steam? @/////@*

Gray: How about hurricane amounts of water? :P

Natsu: Did you not see the training montage I did, training in the ocean? My fire works just fine in water~ In fact, I get it to BOIL~

Juvia: *whole body giving off steam at just the thoughts flitting through her head*

Gray: ..... Like hell I'd watch any of YOUR training montages.....

Natsu: Bet the things would've said I have no weaknesses! XD

Gray: Now THAT is straight up bullshit! It'd probably make you try to do math.... Or give you a brainteaser.... 'cause you have no brain. :P

Natsu: Like I'd get tripped up by somethin' so lame! :P

Lucy: Considering Mira's weakness was supposedly Elfman.... I'd say Natsu's weakness is definitely Erza.

Gray: ...

Natsu: ...

Gray: ... I think you hit the nail on the head. *high fives Lucy*

Natsu: WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE! >____

Lucy: The real question is what would Erza's weakness be?

Gray: Definitely Jellal. Wouldn't even make her fight, just sit there and mope about his existence, whether he deserves it or not.

Lucy: ...

Natsu: ......

Lucy: Sounds like you hit the nail on the head, too! No way she could pass up trying to reform him! :D

Gray: Definitely a basket case.

Lucy: Totally helpless without his Erza.

Gray: ... Where'd Flamebrain go?

Juvia: *puffy face* Erza-san dragged Natsu-san off after she saw you two picking on him!

Lucy: Why would she do that?

Gray: Doesn't she have Jellal to babysit?

Juvia: *still puffy face* Erza-san says they can help each other get over their own weaknesses.

Gray: ....... Oh.

Lucy: So why are you pouty?

Juvia: Erza-san is having a no-pants party with Natsu-san, and Juvia wasn't invited! DX