#nerdoff

Rarity: Is that actual lava?

Pinkie: Maybe, but Dash’s emotional space opera really tugs at the heart strings!

Rarity: Pinkie! The desk is on fire!

Pinkie: Twilight’s dedication to authenticity is definitely what makes her a contender though.

Rarity: Where are the fire extinguishers?!

Pinkie: Now let’s see if Twilight’s really dedicated and has several gallons of sea water!

Pinkie Pie: Oh goodness, I think I'm biased because Twi's going for my weakness for tasty pastry!

Spike: And that's why I volunteer myself to here to balance the food competition out!

Sunset: Don't dogs have a limited flavor palate compared to humans?

Spike: I'll have you know I have the most refined tastes of any dog I know.

Sunset: So how was last night's Burger Princess from the trash can?

Spike: Exquisite!

Coworker: So we can kill that database?

Me: Wait what no! Just replication!

Coworker: TOO LATE

Me: my precious! :gollum:

Coworker: /me goes to kill the database!

Coworker: :exterminate-dalek:

Me: NOOOOOO :darth-vader:

Coworker: Who needs to make it so?