Yes, I am a nerd butch, and yes, I will also top you and fuck you the way you deserve to be fucked.

Fell asleep while cuddling and she entered “Kitty mode” and bit me. I’m so madly in love right now.

If you didn't know I was a huge book worm as a kid and I didn't really talk to people much and you can tell that was the case because as an adult I regularly mispronounce so many words. I learned the majority of words from books. My friends always like to keep count and laugh a little at my mispronunciation of so many words. They say it's cute and endearing and as a nerd I think the English language should be less stupid but I'll accept being told that it's cute. I fear it doesn't get me bonus points in the dating scene though 😩