#nerd!jermajesty

Nerdbf!Jermajesty x Black!Female Reader

forewarning: 18+, minors DNI, fingering, clit stimulation, established relationship, mild spoilers to Jujutsu Kaisen

a/n: this is longgg overdue. in honor of getting 300 followers, I decided to give you guys something I wrote for the nerdbf!jermajesty trope. ngl I think I got a bit carried away. Inspired by this post. divider -@cafekitsune

Being Nerdbf!Jermajesty's girlfriend, you get to hear him nerd all the way out. You loved hearing about his interests, especially when he talked about anime and manga. You liked your fair share of mangas and animes, but his love for anime and manga was on a whole different level. You guys would talk about anime all day everyday, whether you were lounging around in your living room, late night rides, text messages whenever you had a break at work. You loved hearing him talk about his passions and hobbies.

You especially loved hearing about his love for anime when he is fingers deep in your pussy. It was one day in particular, where you were on the couch, sitting on Nerdbf!Jermajesty's lap as a random documentary played on the TV, neither of you paying attention. Jermjaesty brings up Jujutsu Kaisen, an anime he’d recently started watching to relieve you two of bordem. “Baby, I’m only on episode four and I’m already in love,” he spoke his chin on your neck. You giggle at how nerdy your boyfriend could be, and you wouldn’t change it for the world.

Nerdbf!Jermajesty would start to get handsy, his hands cupping and kneading your breasts while talking about his interests, causing you to close your legs tightly as you feel arousal pool from your core. Noticing how much you’re moving, Nerdbf!Jermajesty scoots back farther to the back of the couch, using his hands to push you softly against his chest, his nostrils filled with your coconut scented perfume. He would continue on summarzing the episode while casually sliding off the articles of clothing on the lower half of your body, leaving your bottom half bare. 

“This episode is really the three first years rescuing inmates,” Jermajesty commented as he spreads your legs open. You gasp softly as the cold air hits your core. Jermjaesty hands reach to touch your core, lifting his hand and staring at it in awe as he sees how wet you’ve gotten. “Their mission is the confirmation and resuce of any suvivors in said prison,” Jermajesty continues, rubbing circles on your clit. 

“Oh yeah?” you moan quietly, still trying to pay attention to your boyfriend while dealing with the overwhelming pleasure coming from your clit. Nerdbf!Jermajesty would slap your pussy just to see if you’re paying attention, and then continue to circle your clit a bit longer before inserting two fingers into your hole. 

“I mean shits crazy, if I was in a position to fight some creatures with them like that, I’d tap out,” he stated, his fingers pumping in and out of you, his free arm holding you in his lap. “Now if I had to fight them to keep you out of danger, I’d fight to the death for you, pretty girl.” You moaned loudly at the nickname, feeling your legs start to shake as his finger pads hit your sweet spot.

“And in the end, Sukuna demands that Yuji takes back control, but he knows that Yuji isn’t switching back,” Jermajesty concluded. “You ready to come baby?” Nodding ferociously, he takes rubs his thumb against your clit as his fingers move in and out at a fast speed, causing you to squirt all over him. He doesn’t stop, still finger-fucking you as you orgasm snaps through you and your thighs shake. He loves the way you get undone in front of him, and he doesn’t mind that you’re jucies are all over him. He could make you squirt all over him for hours. Once you’re orgasm passes through, he slips his fingers out and licks them clean, grabbing your chin and giving you a deep kiss, tasting yourself on his tongue.

He pulls back with an impressive look, looking down at you and smiling. “So, what’d you think about the episode?”

🍒 𝓅𝒶𝒾𝓇𝒾𝓃ℊ: 𝓃ℯ𝓇𝒹𝓎!𝒿ℯ𝓇𝓂𝒶𝒿ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝓍 𝓃ℯ𝓇𝒹𝓎!𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹ℯ𝓇

🍒 𝒸ℴ𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈: 𝓈𝓂𝓊𝓉, 𝓈𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽!𝒿ℯ𝓇𝓂𝒶𝒿ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓎, 𝓈𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒸𝒽!𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹ℯ𝓇.

🍒 𝓈𝓊𝓂𝓂𝒶𝓇𝓎: 𝓃𝓈𝒻𝓌 𝒶𝓁𝓅𝒽𝒶𝒷ℯ𝓉 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽 𝓃ℯ𝓇𝒹 𝒿ℯ𝓇𝓂𝒶𝒿ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹ℯ𝓇

𝐴 𑣲. 𝐴𝐹𝑇𝐸𝑅𝐶𝐴𝑅𝐸 (𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦'𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥)

𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑦𝑝𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑟𝑒𝑑, ℎ𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟, 𝑏𝑟𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑖𝑟 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒, 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠, 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑘 𝑚𝑢𝑙𝑡𝑖𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦. 𝐼𝑓 ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑜𝑛, ℎ𝑒'𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑢𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑏𝑎𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠, "𝐴𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒?" 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓.

𝐵 𑣲.𝐵𝑂𝐷𝑌 𝑃𝐴𝑅𝑇 (𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑠. 𝐻𝑒 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑠𝑜𝑓𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑒. 𝑁𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒, 𝑜𝑟 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑔ℎ. 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑑𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚, ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚. 𝐼𝑡’𝑠 𝑠𝑎𝑓𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑎𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑝 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑠𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑟𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 1000% 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑞𝑢𝑒𝑒𝑧𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑.

𝐶 𑣲.𝐶𝑈𝑀 (𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑐𝑢𝑚)

𝐵𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚, ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑏𝑟𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑢𝑝, 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒, 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑛𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑘𝑖𝑑 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑒𝑓. 𝑊ℎ𝑒𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑠. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑐𝑢𝑚 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑.

𝐷 𑣲.𝐷𝐼𝑅𝑇𝑌 𝑆𝐸𝐶𝑅𝐸𝑇

𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑆𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑖𝑥𝑡𝑦-𝑁𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑖𝑥-𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑠 𝑜𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑠 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑒 𝑠𝑜 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘.

𝐸 𑣲. 𝐸𝑋𝑃𝐸𝑅𝐼𝐸𝑁𝐶𝐸 (ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦? 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦’𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔?)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑛𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑠ℎ𝑦 𝑣𝑖𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑠, 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑠𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑎𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑒𝑎𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑜𝑟. 𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑑𝑖𝑑𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒. 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝.

𝐹 𑣲. 𝐹𝐴𝑉𝑂𝑅𝐼𝑇𝐸 𝑃𝑂𝑆𝐼𝑇𝐼𝑂𝑁

𝐻𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑜𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑖𝑠 1000% 𝑐𝑜𝑤𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙 𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑤𝑔𝑖𝑟𝑙. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑜𝑘, 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘, 𝑡𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑐𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝐻𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑦𝑜𝑢, ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑏𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑏𝑜𝑎𝑟𝑑, 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑑 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚.

𝐺 𑣲. 𝐺𝑜𝑜𝑓𝑦 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦? 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑗𝑜𝑘𝑒𝑠?)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦. 𝐻𝑒 𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑑𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑖𝑡𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑠, 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒'𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒.

𝐻 𑣲. 𝐻𝑎𝑖𝑟 (ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦? 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑠ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑛𝑜𝑡?)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑚𝑚𝑒𝑑 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒. 𝐻𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑑,𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑔𝑟𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝐹𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢, ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑓 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑎 𝑏𝑢𝑠ℎ 𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑓 𝑖𝑡’𝑠 𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑒.. 𝐻𝑒 𝑠𝑛𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑎𝑟𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠

𝐼 𑣲. 𝐼𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑦 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦)

𝐴𝑠 𝐼 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒, 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑜𝑢𝑠𝑙𝑦. 𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑎 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐻𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑙𝑒𝑠, 𝑙𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑟𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑒𝑑𝑎𝑙𝑠, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑝𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑛 𝑚𝑢𝑠𝑖𝑐 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑣𝑖𝑏𝑒. 𝐻𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙.

𝐽 𑣲. 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑘 𝑜𝑓𝑓 (𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑦)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑘𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑠𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑣𝑖𝑟𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡. 𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑒𝑟𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦, ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟. 𝐻𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜𝑠 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑗𝑒𝑟𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓𝑓 𝑖𝑓 𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑣𝑎𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛. 𝑂𝑟 ℎ𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑎𝑙𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑑𝑦 𝑎 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑔𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑖𝑡.

𝐾 𑣲. 𝐾𝑖𝑛𝑘 (𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑜𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠)

𝐻𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝐼𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑆𝑇 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑠𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘. 𝐴𝑛𝑦𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑖𝑚 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔, ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑝𝑜𝑡. 𝐻𝑒 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑏𝑜𝑦 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑘𝑖𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑛𝑒𝑐𝑘, 𝑖𝑡 𝑎𝑢𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑛 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑓𝑢𝑧𝑧𝑦.

𝐿 𑣲.𝐿𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝑓𝑎𝑣𝑜𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡)

𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑐 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑡 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑥 𝑖𝑠 𝑠𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑎𝑛 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑒 𝑚𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡, ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑤𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ. 𝐴𝑙𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑎𝑟 𝑠𝑒𝑥, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑖𝑑 𝑎𝑡 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑑 𝑒𝑛𝑑 𝑢𝑝 𝑒𝑛𝑗𝑜𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑡 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑎𝑑𝑚𝑖𝑡.

𝑀 𑣲. 𝑀𝑜𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 (𝑤ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑜𝑛 𝑜𝑟 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔?)

𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑢𝑡. 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑡𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠 𝑑𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑗𝑜𝑏 𝑑𝑢𝑒 𝑡𝑜 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑥𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑣𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑒𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑 𝑖𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑡𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑔𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑠ℎ𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑢𝑚 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒.

𝑁 𑣲. 𝑁𝑜 (𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑎𝑏𝑠𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑑𝑜)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟, 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑑𝑜 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑤𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐻𝑒 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑜𝑟 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑜𝑘𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢—𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑘𝑎𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡. 𝐻𝑒'𝑠 𝑠𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑎𝑓𝑟𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐴𝑛𝑑 𝑎𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑑𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑑𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛, 𝑖𝑡'𝑠 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑛𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑓 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜. 𝐼𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑒𝑦𝑒𝑠, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑖𝑎𝑙 𝑡𝑜 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑓𝑢𝑙.

𝑂 𑣲.𝑂𝑟𝑎𝑙 (𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟 𝑔𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 1000%. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝐼𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑢𝑚 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘… 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑖𝑡. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑑, ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑠 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ. 𝐻𝑒 𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑛𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝐵𝐼𝐺𝐺𝐸𝑆𝑇 𝑒𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙.

𝑃 𑣲. 𝑃𝑎𝑐𝑒 ( 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤? 𝑅𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ 𝑜𝑟 𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙)

𝐼𝑡 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 𝑗𝑢𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑑. 𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑠 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑙𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑢𝑎𝑙 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐵𝑢𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑎𝑑 𝑎 𝑏𝑎𝑑 𝑤𝑒𝑒𝑘 𝑜𝑟 𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑙𝑒𝑑 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑠𝑡, ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑙𝑑 𝑏𝑒 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑔ℎ. 𝐻𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝑘𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑠 ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑟𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑜 𝑦𝑜𝑢, 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑚𝑜𝑎𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠.

𝑄 𑣲. 𝑄𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒 ( 𝐷𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠?)

𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑎𝑢𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑎𝑐𝑦 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑏𝑜𝑡ℎ 𝑠𝑢𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑑𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑎 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑛𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑡, ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑛𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑜𝑏𝑙𝑒𝑚 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑜𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑟 𝑖𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑖𝑛.

𝑅 𑣲. 𝑅𝑖𝑠𝑘 ( ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑠?)

𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑠 𝑎𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑖𝑡 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑠𝑘 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑘𝑦 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑠 𝑖𝑡’𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑢𝑟𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑛𝑜 𝑚𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑏𝑒𝑔.

𝑆 𑣲. 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑔𝑜?)

𝑆𝑢𝑟𝑝𝑟𝑖𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑙𝑦 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦’𝑠 𝑔𝑜𝑡 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑦 𝑔𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑎. 𝐻𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑔𝑜 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 3-4 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒. 𝐷𝑒𝑝𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦 ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑠, ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 15-20 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑦 ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑑𝑒𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑖𝑡𝑒𝑙𝑦 𝑔𝑜 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑟𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟.

𝑇 𑣲. 𝑇𝑜𝑦𝑠 ( 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑦𝑠 𝑜𝑟 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚?)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑦𝑠, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑣𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟𝑠. 𝑆ℎ𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑙𝑦, 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑢𝑠𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑟𝑢𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑣𝑖𝑏𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑜𝑟 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑡 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑡𝑖𝑝 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑙𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑜 𝑑𝑜𝑤𝑛 𝑜𝑛 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑦 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑓 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑠.

𝑈 𑣲. 𝑈𝑛𝑓𝑎𝑖𝑟 (ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒)

𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑚𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑜𝑓 𝑎 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒. 𝑀𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑒𝑎𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑡𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑟𝑟𝑦 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝐻𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑙𝑖𝑘𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒𝑑 𝑒𝑖𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟, 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑚𝑜𝑠𝑡 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑚. 𝐴𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑔𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑝 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑙𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑖𝑛, 𝑡𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ 𝑏𝑒𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚, 𝑒𝑑𝑔𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑜 𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒.

𝑉 𑣲. 𝑉𝑜𝑙𝑢𝑚𝑒 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦?)

𝐼 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑤𝑒’𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑔𝑢𝑟𝑒𝑑 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑏𝑦 𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝐽𝑒𝑟𝑚𝑎𝑗𝑒𝑠𝑡𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑣𝑜𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑖𝑛 𝑏𝑒𝑑. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑙𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑏𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑎 𝑚𝑜𝑎𝑛, 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑚𝑝𝑒𝑟, 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑒, 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔. 𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑 ℎ𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑏𝑒 𝑏𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑑𝑜𝑒𝑠𝑛’𝑡 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑝 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 𝑔𝑒𝑡𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑑. 𝑌𝑜𝑢'𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑠𝑢𝑑𝑑𝑒𝑛𝑙𝑦 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑚𝑎𝑦𝑏𝑒 ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑙𝑖𝑡𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜𝑜 𝑙𝑜𝑢𝑑. 𝐻𝑒’𝑙𝑙 𝑏𝑖𝑡𝑒 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑙𝑖𝑝 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑐𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑜𝑓 𝑒𝑚𝑏𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑝𝑟𝑦 ℎ𝑖𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑠 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑓𝑟𝑜𝑚 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒.

𝑊 𑣲. 𝑊𝐼𝐿𝐷 𝐶𝐴𝑅𝐷 (𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑜𝑚)

𝐻𝑒 ℎ𝑎𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑘 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑛𝑜𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑦𝑒𝑡. 𝐻𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑎 𝑜𝑓 𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟𝑠 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦’𝑎𝑙𝑙. 𝐼𝑓 𝑦’𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑠ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑓𝑟𝑖𝑒𝑛𝑑𝑠/𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑟, ℎ𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑝𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑤𝑎𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑏𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑜𝑟 𝑎 𝑑𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑟𝑜𝑜𝑚 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘𝑖𝑒. 𝑁𝑜𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑏𝑒 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡 𝑜𝑟 𝑘𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑒𝑡. 𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑙𝑦 ℎ𝑜𝑝𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑤𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑝𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑑𝑜𝑜𝑟 𝑎𝑛𝑑 ℎ𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑔𝑢𝑦𝑠.

𝑋 𑣲. 𝑋-𝑅𝑎𝑦 (𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑖𝑑𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑜𝑠𝑒 𝑝𝑎𝑛𝑡𝑠?)

𝐻𝑒’𝑠 𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑔 𝐴𝑆𝐹, 𝑎𝑡 𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 9.5 𝑖𝑛𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑜𝑛𝑔, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑎 𝑠𝑙𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡 𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑟𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡. 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑒 𝑦'𝑎𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑥, 𝑦𝑜𝑢'𝑟𝑒 𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑛 𝑓𝑒𝑒𝑙 ℎ𝑖𝑚 𝑖𝑛 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑎𝑐ℎ.

𝑍 𑣲. 𝑍𝑧𝑧𝑧 (𝐻𝑜𝑤 𝑓𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑓𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑎𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝)

𝑂𝑛𝑐𝑒 ℎ𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤𝑠 𝑦𝑜𝑢’𝑟𝑒 𝑡𝑎𝑘𝑒𝑛 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑜𝑓, ℎ𝑒’𝑠 𝑜𝑢𝑡. 𝑝𝑢𝑠𝑠𝑦 𝑝𝑢𝑡 ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑎𝑠𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑠𝑙𝑒𝑒𝑝 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑙 𝑞𝑢𝑖𝑐𝑘.