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Due to the great vent fiasco of 2024, the kitchen is entirely in shambles. Neon pauses, puts his head in his hands, and immediately begins swearing. Aggressively. And increasing in volume.
"Blast you to hell! Briseadh agus brú ar do chnámha! Imeacht gan teacht ort!"
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Neon blinks, surprised to see a small child in his kitchen. "what the fuck?" he whispers to himself under his breath. The kid bears a striking resemblance to Curly, the blue eyes and golden curls giving it away.
"Hey, kiddo," he pauses, he doesn't have much experience with small children. But he should probably make sure the kid stays in one place, right? Yeah. He thinks so.
"If you're bored, do you want to help me make food? I can pop you up on the counter. You'll get to make sure the silly adult is doing his job right, he's forgotten how the recipe goes," he says. Neon hopes he's convincing enough as he pulls the booklet he made out, lowering himself so he's not towering over the kid. And internally prays to his gods that he does not make another child cry because of his body mods.
Tulpar Food Safety Officer "Neon"
Apparently it's "rude" not to introduce myself.
I go by Neon, he/him. S'cause of my brightly colored hair.
I'm the food safety officer, which is really just a glorified chef. Pony Express hired me to cover their asses, make sure they're not liable for anything nutrition wise. Unofficially, I'm also quality control and a general supporting member for the rest of the crew. I took the job so I can help Ma save up to get a house, and if I'm out in space she doesn't have to worry about bills being so high.
I end up in medical a lot to monitor my vitals. My lungs aren't the strongest and my blood sugar tanks suddenly a lot. Normally it would disqualify me for any other space team, but the corporate horse overlords cut corners wherever.
Also, stay out of my goddamn kitchen.
[Several lines have crossed out and instead a sticky note has been attached] I don't give a shit anymore, fuckin do whatever, just clean up after. I also accept payment in the form of Detroit style pizza.
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No anon magic involving any transformation. (cat/dog, child, gender bend to name a few are not permitted). Anon magic such as Neon can only tell the truth or the giving of objects are okay.
Asks about Neon's family outside of Mav and his mom will not be answered.
Asks about Neon's health will not be answered.
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There will be mentions of religion, abuse, drugs, medicine, injury, blood, self harm, self destructive behavior. There will be swearing. There will be themes addressing feeling not 100% human. If you don't like any of these, block.
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Does anyone take organ donations? offering my uterus for the low price of for free.
neon out here causing chaos while mouse gives people permission to hide in kitchen cabinets oh no curly get your crew
@spaceorganizermouse as long as they don't damage the cabinet or any food items, and only because we haven't gotten the shipment yet. After that we go back to pretending neither of us know what the other is doing.
As for Curly... he's aware. I think. Wouldn't be the weirdest thing I've done, once I tried bringing him a wild fish because I got super lost on the way to the museum.
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I don’t like you or your red text. I would eat it but your food sucks. nasty stuff. and I don’t even have taste receptors!
- @psych-eval-anon
(btw this is meant to be silly,, interact however you like)
"Oh nooo, what ever will I do. Im sooo wounded!!!"
He's being sarcastic.
"Suck my tranny cock."
[OOC: no worries!]
I've got my sibling (very possibly from another universe) hitting on the person I consider a younger brother. I have yet to figure out how I feel. You'll find out when I do, but this is a weird situation.
@curly-capt
I had some free time so... here's what I think you would look like as a ferret.
