#neogriffith

He’s trying to look like a male bird.

Think about it. He calls himself the "The Falcon of Light," but let’s be real — he’s more like a mashup of every extravagant bird species out there:

Peacock / Bird of Paradise — flashy feathers, dramatic silhouette, ridiculously long "tail" (hair down to his thighs), and an overwhelming need to be seen.

Magpie — obsessed with shiny things. His armor gleams. His accessories gleam. He gleams. All that glitter? That’s the magpie in him.

In nature, male birds evolve such elaborate features for one reason: to attract a mate. But Griffith? He’s aiming higher. He’s not trying to impress one female. He’s trying to charm every citizen of Falconia.

So no, he’s not feminine. He’s just… a very extravagant male bird. 🦚✨

His charisma isn’t just charm — it’s ornithological courtship on an imperial scale.

what do yall think? i wanted to leave into the uncanny valley feeling with neogriff, i mean the whole heavenly perfection vibe he has going on, i think i kinda achieved that. and yeah neogriff manscapes.

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