hypnotizing you right now ooooo you wanna write more gaz stuff so badly omggggg what is happening to you rn oooooo post more gaz stuff ooooooo
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fineeee...I suppose.... (DONT HAVE TO ASK ME TWICE)
You had been sitting outside your apartment for 10 minutes, waiting on your date. You had met this reslly cute guy at the grocery store and he asked you for coffee. He said he would "be round yours 'bout 3," and yet its almost 3:30 with not even a text.
Kyle knocks on the window to your shared apartment to catch your attention, mouthing probably "I told you so." With a quick flip of the bird, you turn back towards the road. You hear the door open and footsteps approach, but you dont turn back around. He doesnt get a word out before you speak.
"He is coming. He seemed genuine."
"Right. I'm the pope."
You turn to him, confused. He smiles and says,
"Thought we were playing two truths and a lie but...just 2 lies."
You grumble a cuss under your breath, wishing terrible things would happen to him instead of you. Kyle taps his foot, his watch, and after a few seconds your shoulder.
"You never told me his name. Maybe he's one of my mates and I can call him up. Tell 'em, 'dont waste your time, shes a prude' or somethin-"
You swat his arm, causing him to flinch.
"Its John something...Mc...right! McTavish."
He blinks at you for a beat, then laughs. Hard. You stand next to him in shock, wondering what the hell got into him. After he collects himself, he speaks again.
"Oh yeah, he definitely did NOT mean it. That guy...oh boy. All he does is party and fuck. Not something you want to be around."
"Maybe ive changed. Maybe I wanna be a party girl."
Kyle bursts into another fit of laughter, doubling over. You push him again, causing him to stumble.
"alright alright. Just let me know when he doesnt show and I'll make the snacks for a movie, luv."
You wait patiently for another 30 minutes, before your heels start to dig into your feet. You stomp back inside the house before ripping off your shoes and slamming the door. Kyle sighs from the couch before walking over to you, opening his arms. You dont hesitate before walking over and hugging him, burying your face into his shoulder.
Kyle tries to hide his smile. He knew John. Infact he found out that McTavish invited you on a date, and all but threatened his life. You were his girl, and he needed you to realize that. And if by scaring off all of the guys that hit on you was the answer, he would do it over and over again.
Thank you so much for the ask!!! let me know if this was up to your standards my royal highness









