#ned drinks

EQUISUE SWEAT SO MUCH HE NEED S GODDAMN TWOEL WOWO

HE ASK FOR ONE AND NEAPTURA BRING ONE

BUT DAN LITS SUPRE FU CKIN DIRYTY

SO INSTEAD HE FUCK IT WITH IHS STRAONG HAND

AND GODDAMIN HE COME SO HARD IT MAKE DTHE TOWALEL EVEN DIRTYIERA

WOW

DUALSCAR SEE THE PATOT.  HE TAKE A BITE BECAUSE HE HAVE BEDROMM THOUGHTS.

IT MKAKE THIME GO AWEY.

BUT TEN HE FUCAK PATOT.

THE END.

SOLLUX WAS S O FUCJKING HORNY AND HE ENEDED SOMETHING TO DO SO HE TEXT NEPRTA "2UP NEP MY BULGE2 ARE OUT JUSTA FOR YOU"

AND SHE TEXT BACK ":33<*AC LICKS HER TONGEUS ALL OVER TTS' BULGES AND GETAS YELLOW LLA VOVER HER FACE"

ANYTHING FOR YOU BABEZ

DUALCAR SAT IN TEH CABIN OF HIS SHIP WHEN THE DOOR BURST OPEN.  HE LOOKED UP TO SEE MINDFANG WITH HER LONG COAT GONE AND HERA SHAEPLY FORM MORE EXPOSED THAN ITEASD EVER WOULD BE NORMALLLY.  HE SLMMAED THE DOOR SHT AND PRESSED HIS BODY AGAINST HRERS.  "LOOKS LIKE YOU LOST SOETING THERE, DARLIN'. NEED HELO AT ALL?"

SHE ROOLED HER EYES AND PUT HER HANDS ON THE TOP OF HIMS PANTS. "STRIP DOWN, YOU STUPID FUCJKER. I'M FUCKING YOU."

ERDAN WAS SO EXCITEAD WHEN HE FOUND HTIS CRAXY HUMN A THAT LIKED SCAREVES AND SCIEDNCEA. AND LIKE WOW ASHEA WS HOT TOO.

SO WHEN THE Y BOTH GOT FUCJING DRUNK HE WAS LIKE "BABY WERE' GONNA FUCK SO FUCKNIN HARD."

AND HSEAS WHATAS LIKE "YEAH ERIDAN WAER'S GONNA FUCK A WHILE LOT ADN IM GONNA HVE YOURWEIRD TROLL BABIES."

SO THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT AND ERIDAN WAS SURPISED BY THE FACT THAT ROXY DIANT EVEN HAVE A BULGE LIKE WHAT TEHE FUCK HE WANTED TO GET FRICKLEDFRACLKED.

BUT ROXY HAD A SOLUTION WITH THE DSTRAP ONS HE KEPT FO RJUST SFUCKS OCCSASIONS.

ANSD SO SHE DFUCKED HIM TOO AND IT WAS GLOURIOSU