#nebulossa

My top artists and songs this year were looking like the most confusing crossover you’ve ever seen

You hit me once, I hit you back (Part XIII)

What she means: “Nebulossa’s ‘Zorra’ is easily one of the most beautiful and heartbreakingly powerful songs ever to come out of Eurovision and possibly one of the greatest and most timely feminist anthems ever written. The juxtaposition between Mery’s soft and stately voice giving life to her pain and the faceless male voices screaming slurs at her throughout the song is haunting. Her voice rising over the chants on the line ‘…soy una Zorra de postal/I’m a picture-perfect bitch’ is cathartically tear-jerking, and the subtle switch from angry male voices to proud female ones near the end is pure poetry. In this essay I will—“

Malta: Dollar Store SloMo

Albania: Meh

Greece: TikTok user

Switzerland: Bohemian Rhapsody - ESC style

Czechia: Olivia Rodrigo song

Austria: Cascada doing a 90's eurodance

Denmark: Radio friendly vanilla

Armenia: Best native vibes

Latvia: Does make me feel empty

San Marino: Punk Rock Alice in Wonderland

Georgia: Toilet break

Belgium: Most dramatic

Estonia: Noise

Israel: The 3B's - Basic, Bland and Boring

Norway: A force of Nature

The Netherlands: My last two brain cells

France: Unapologetically French

Spain: Foxy Lady

Fucking Unfair!

I hope the rest of the contestants walk out from the competition in support of Joost and for Bambie and Marina to throw an axe on Genocide Barbie's face.