#ncrrington

i think my favourite orochimaru headcanon is that they literally don’t Understand morals. like. “why did you do those awful things?” “...nobody told me NOT to”

i live for hella tall characters who slouch until shits Gets Serious and it’s like. ‘he’s h o w fucking tall jesus christ’

timoteo is more sarutobi or dumbledore level than isshin or howard, like it’s a Different Scale u feel. it’s the ‘burn in hell you shitty manipulative abusive old man’ scale rather than the ‘burn in hell you shitty abusive sperm donor’ scale

i’m p sure the shinobi idea of mental health shit is ‘as long as we point them at the other guy when they snap it’s fine’

the thing with student/teacher and other age difference ships for me is like. as a teenager, i absolutely identified with the younger half of the pairing!! i read it because the idea of a handsome, intelligent older man with the life experience i lacked taking an interest in me was appealing!!! and now i’m thirty and i’m too tired to give a shit what other people think of my interests

spiritually aware yuzu gently speaking with spirits and trying to help them move on!! but doing it Outside because karin doesn’t like spirits in the house.

on a lighter note, sometimes i read fic where characters get together within a few months and i’m like “that’s not realistic at all” and then like... have to remind myself that my parents got married EIGHT WEEKS after they met and are still happily married thirty-two years later

my sakura-centric au symbiosis features medic sasuke at the very end for that exact reason! SPITE.