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don’t mind me, just cleaning out my drafts ...

I just can’t stop thinking about an au where Kevin is Thor in disguise, carrying around a ridiculously large suitcase for Mjolnir, just chillin with these fab chicks bc he finds their work hella interesting and their passion reminds him of Jane Foster.

I feel like he’d get along with Holtzmann the best bc he’d give the proper reactions to anything she shows him and he has no problem doing goofy things with her and he takes her completely seriously … also she may have accidentally, mildly electrocuted him and he’s a-okay, so that put him in her good books.

He’d love hearing about all the crazy stuff Patty deals with during her job and considers her a modern warrior of the people. He’s learned so much more about Midgard from Patty than he has in his years here.

Abbey is probably the only one there who can match him in presence even though she’s like half his size. She’s realized she can challenge him to anything and he’ll be down. She 1000% is always ready to dare him to do something dumb bc he’s surprisingly efficient at it.

And Erin (never got to this part apparently)

And he’s always like “my girlfriend would rejoice in meeting such lovely ladies!” Saying girlfriend like a old man trying to be hip with the times tbh. And the gang just pats Erin on the shoulders like “there, there, it wasn’t meant to be like ever. thank god, I still can’t believe you.”

And then Jane Foster shows up and they’re kind of freaking out as one does when meeting other women of science but also apprehensive bc of what happened with that sceptic guy but it’s all good and everyone is feeling the love and then someone, probably Erin, asks what brought her here and Jane’s like like

“Kevin,” she says Kevin like it’s a foreign word to her, “invited me.”

And the gang is like UMMM YOU DIDN’T MENTION YOUR GF WAS JANE FOSTER

Thor is just happy the people he loves are all getting along

And it isn’t until that ghost tries to possess him that they find out “hey, you’re not normal” bc it just bounces off him like it was jolted by electricity.