#nasechan

This song is for my Hiroomi Donk Bitch Boy. It's called...

Donk Fonk (it's a smooth combination of acoustic and R&B. Noiz hopes Hiroomi finds it... Sexy....)

[VERSE 1]

Hey Nase boy How you doin' tonight Just stoppin by To ask if it's alright I thought all my life that I was addicted to food But it turns out baby-

I'm addicted to you

[CHORUS]

So please lemme hold yo body Let me hold you close Even if you that my uncontrollable gayness Is hella fucking gross

Lemme squeeze yo body Oooh if even for a minute Because when I see that head of raven hair I just wanna put my face in it (*Noiz squeezes Hiroomi's shoulder soo tight*)

[VERSE 2]

When I'm watchin' MTV and I see PSY and GD I say "Damn mama" because I wish that was you and me

Your scarf around your neck And the hat on my head Can be shed Before we go to bed (DONK!)

[CHORUS]

So please lemme hold yo body Let me hold you close Even if you that my uncontrollable gayness Is hella fucking gross

Hey Sweetheart: Is that your new car? Why don’t you drive it off of a cliff? Write about all the things your muse thinks about doing to mine when they’re really angry! (suck a egg hiroomi)

That bitch boy was always ruining Noiz's good mood. When Noiz had been listening to Vladimir Putin's new album, Mother Russia's Soft Tears, Hiroomi had shut if off, complaining that it wasn't "cute" enough. Then, he proceeded to leave Noiz's door open when he left. What a donk, man!

Noiz rolled his eyes. If it were legal, he would show that siscon a lesson. Noiz would take that dumbass's Furby and light it on fire live on the internet. He would get onto Hiroomi's Twitter, send President Bill Clinton provocative tweets, and land the fool in prison.

Perfect.

candycrushingiant

nasechan

notthegodloki

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wallacey

*hiroomi standin out in the cold rain pressing hand against window* Goodbye, my son