#naruto rant

Going back on the “Temari is a lot like her mom and she’ll never know it” rant from twitter.

I’d like to believe Karura was a very strong willed woman, making sure her opinion was heard anywhere and everywhere she went, she was anything but the pushover the council treated her as.

I like to believe she is where Temari got her strong personality from.

Gaara adopted his calm and quite demeanour from his uncle, as much as he wanted to resent the man who tried to kill him, after he’d taken the role of his parent during his early years, he couldn’t deny that he had unconsciously taken the same role for his own son, Shinki.

Whether he realized it or not, he found himself recalling what his uncle did for him when he was younger when he was lost on how to help Shinki.

Kankuro was a lot like his father, more than just his face. I’d like to believe Rasa was equally if not more rambunctious than his oldest son, but it all vanished the moment Lord 3rd had died and he was rushed into the position, which is what Kankuro and Temari stopped from happening to their little brother when he became Kazekage, with out even knowing it.

I hate when they say it because they’re painfully mischaracterizing Sasuke and making him more an asshole than he actually is. I’m not even arguing abt him being in love with her, I’m arguing abt him caring abt her and having her in high esteem.

Part 1 Sasuke clearly cares for both of his teammates, so yes even Sakura: he calmed down when Sakura hugged him, he thanked her, he noticed when she was feeling insecure and encouraged her, said to Naruto he didn’t want to lose any other precious comrades, the anime even failed to convey some of his expression towards her, the hand scene looks way harsher than it actually was. Part 1 Sasuke is kinda an asshole but he is also precious and still caring for his teammates, it needed a curse mark and fucking Itachi reminding him with another torturing genjutsu so he could go back on track.

In Shippuden he even thinks of them as a whole team. he also goes completely nuts and barely acknowledges anyone besides Naruto at some point, but seems bent on killing pretty much everyone. In war arc where he is more sane he goes to say he doesn’t care about anyone nor saving sakura yet it genuinely makes me laugh when people fuckn BELIEVE him, him the one who always wants to distance himself, a true fake till you make it.

He acknowledges Sakura’s power, is the first one to move and save Sakura when Madara stabs her while Naruto and Kakashi are still shocked yet ppl ignore this and just look at Sakura’s limited prospective, ppl use the argument where he says he just protected Kakashi and Sakura bc they were next to Naruto, then next thing Kishi makes a point with Naruto talking abt “body moving on its own” and Sasuke can’t even contradict him. He catches her and for no other reason Kishi draws these two just standing there looking at each other. They use then genjutsu scene as if Sasuke actually fuckn killed her and wasn’t AGAIN trying to severe a bond that reminded him of his family by spilling shit out of his mouth. He then apologizes to her, somehow ppl found the way to villanise the forehead poke, completely ignoring that for Sasuke is quite an important gesture that he is replicating and a sweet way of refusing saying “next time”, doesn’t matter if fuckn Itachi then went forehead to forehead to simbolize no barrier is between them, that doesn’t mean the forehead poke isnt smth Sasuke sees as precious and yes, a way to be gentle and refuse, and OFC he is putting distance, he is saying Sakura can’t come with him, yet that doesn’t strip away the fact of how important this gesture is to him and HIM sharing it. Also why would he be gentle and saying next time if he hates sakura. tf? He also uses the forehead poke on his DAUGHTER, and now next thing ppl are gonna say Sasuke is a dad who hates his daughter. Wow he is such a great man in your prospective, why do you even like him if you think this man isn’t capable of care and love besides one person (Naruto. and maybe two bc of his dead brother)?

Sasuke quite clearly cares about Sakura and recognizes her abilities, Sasuke isnt certainly going to marry someone he fucking hates or can’t stand to be in the same room with bc believe it or not this god-like man is capable of escaping a marriage.

Now I can instead listen to ppl saying he isn’t IN LOVE with her, like if you just look at what just Kishi gave us. Yet there are a myriad of other antisasusaku reasons that make way more sense that one could headcanon to explain why Sasuke isn’t in love yet still married Sakura other than Sasuke fucking hates her and Sakura somehow coerced him (a ninja trained in espionage, to hide, incredibly strong, who is mostly out of the village) into marrying her.

Hi anon! First, I just want to thank a NaruHina fan like you for asking me a polite question and not rage at me for whatever reason, very much appreciated. Now, to answer your question I have many reasons so let's begin. I also want to say if you love NaruHina it's alright, I hold nothing against you for that and you may ship what you like as long as it's appropriate.

Firstly, this whole movie was created to justify how NaruHina came to be because of the terrible romance writing between them in the manga. I say that because the fact that they needed to make a whole movie about NaruHina really shows first and foremost how terrible the pairing is if they needed to make a movie about it instead of showing them progress throughout the manga. I am well aware that NaruHina is a very popular ship especially since Hinata gained many fans and popularity for some reason but their interactions in the manga weren't good and had hardly anytime to progress overtime especially after the Pain arc when Hinata confessed and Naruto just happened to ignore Hinata's confession that's when I began disliking NaruHina.

Secondly, Naruto The Last dumbed down Naruto's character making it seem like he isn't able to differentiate love which was absolute BULLSHIT to me and just lazy writing on Kishimoto's part because Naruto's entire character is built by bonds and love. He was able to clock Zabuza's feelings for Haku were love and could tell that there was something going on between Temari and Shikamaru. Naruto may be dense, but he isn't THAT dense and then they decided to drop right then and there that Naruto's romantic feelings for Sakura was "fake" and was trying to compete with Sasuke?? Like, WHERE DID THAT EVEN COME FROM???? You are telling me that Naruto only "faked" being in love with Sakura to compete with Sasuke?! WHAT THE HELL KISHI??!! It makes absolute zero sense and may I add that Sasuke paid no attention to Sakura and wasn't interested in her at that time so why would Naruto feel the need to compete with Sasuke over that?? Naruto is not that kind of person and I refuse to believe he only loved Sakura to compete with Sasuke that is just downright horrendous writing!

Thirdly, the fact that they had to put Naruto under a genjutsu to make and show him how much Hinata cared and loved for him was absolute TRASH! A genjutsu?? Of all the things you use a genjutsu??It was already bad enough that Neji had to die for this bullshit of a pair but you decide to use a genjutsu is even more messed up! Genjutsu's are far from romantic and we've seen it being demonstrated how horrifying they are from Itachi who traumatized Sasuke many times and attempted to mindbreak Naruto when they saw each other after three years! Not to mention Sasuke used a genjutsu on his future wife for 8 hours where he killed her repeatedly over and over again!! Seriously, what was Kishimoto and Studio Perriot thinking??!!

Fourthly, where the hell did Toneri come from?! No foreshadowing or anything, and the fact that he is from the Otsutsuki Clan and was living on the moon the entire time observing everything?! Kaguya's reveal was already bad enough but this was 10x worse, Kishimoto and SP couldn't bother to come up with an decent villian to make this movie better!

Fifthly, The Hinata bias is just annoying! It's no surprise that SP and editors are huge fans of Hinata and so are the fans despite her not having that much impact on the story and made this whole movie to be centered around her! The beginning of the movie opens up to Hinata being bullied by three boys and destroy her scarf and bully her because her eyes are creepy?? Like HUH???? This was not in the canon manga and completely contradict to Hinata's storyline!!They basically copied it from Sakura's backstory where she was bullied for her "big" forehead!! And why the hell would they bully Hinata who is from the prestigious Hyuuga clan and is the heir, not to mention all Hyuuga's have the same eyes??!! IT MAKES NO FREAKING SENSE!! Kishimoto and SP couldn't even bother to stick to the original storyline and use the canon moments from Hinata's backstory for the movie to make it more impactful!

Sixthy, that scarf! That DAMN scarf got more screentime than Sasuke did himself! Like, we get it! It's important and special and we know it means a lot to Hinata but stop showing it every goddamn scene!!

I do plan to do a more in depth concept but essentially the idea is that the Uzumaki chakra network provides them with innate healing abilities. It varies depending on a persons chakra pool. The large their pool the faster their wounds heal and it helps with major damages. The weaker or smaller the pool the longer it takes for them to heal. They essentially heal themselves without the need of medic ninjutsu.

With this feature they also are unsusceptible to any forms of poison no matter how deadly. To tie this back to karin rather than her chakra network working to heal her through Orochimaru her network has been turned against her.