#naruthot

*rubs my dirty hands together* oh my god ok like don’t get me wrong i’m actually a super huge fan of both those ships ( but it’s mostly... bcos of my own headcanons and whatnot ) but i ??? totally see your point like. i’m all for an action based anime but like. if ur gonna make things canon like that i just wish there had been more time for them ?? like literally sasusaku’s main fucking thing is (from what i’ve peeped) “is sarada sakura’s?” and IT MAKES ME MAD THAT THAT IS A FOCUS RATHER THAN THEIR ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP.  i rlly do love that ship bcos it even holds a v personal rl connection for me and i’m just sad there wasn’t more for it, and naruhina too. there were plenty of moments for it to build but nooOOooO. just ugh. also yes i actually can’t stand the next gen designs like. it just came off as too predictable like that’s not how genetics actually work pls reconsider. it’s not like, ugly, it’s just... there’s flaws. *deep breath* and that is why i haven’t watched it yet. also in what world is naruto a bad parent ??? why would they do this ??? fgdfh

sounds fake. this fakery will not stand.  ///  @naruthot

“  the hell, naruto!?  ”  and here he was, completely and utterly relaxed, beginning to doze off, even, when naruto just had to jab him right in the temple—and with his bony elbow, no less! he sits up, rubbing the injured area, and glares down at his hyperactive friend.  “  i know you can’t help the fidgeting, man, but you hit me in that god damn temple! do you know how dangerous a blow to that spot can be?  ”

                 loserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr B((((((

                                  ❛     Keep  going  ,  Naruto  .  I  know  you  can  do  it  ,  ‘ttebane  .     ❜

                 yeah? call him up so i can call him a loser too.

                ❛    ow, ow, OW!!    ❜    pulling himself away sharply, the blond tended to underestimate his STRENGTH – much to menma’s displeasure. a hand reaches to rub at his tender cheek, redness spreading now upon pale skin. he’s annoyed,  (  ALTHOUGH IT’S NOTHING NEW  )   a hand shoots over to pull at the blonds ear & tugs him close to shout.  ❛    you touch me again, & i’ll STAB you  —  got it?! if that doesn’t work your whole ramen collection is goin’ in the trash – or maybe i’ll set it on fire!    ❜

        GENDER SHOULD never define whether someone could or couldn't express interest in a subject; being a kunoichi in this male orientated society taught her that much, not to mention her family's history with flowers. Could that possibly be his cause for concern on the matter? How foolish. Sighing heavily, the blonde slips around the counter, golden locks flowing behind her as she slowly made her way towards him; "If you own up to your interests, don't you think you will be so much happier?" Why is this such a big deal anyway?