#narratoe

What if bro got out of the parable and finally met Nar-Stanley face to face? It'll be a cool ahh image so I just doodle-sketch it cuz why not?

[ 427 got tied up by Adventureline yuppie ]

More Sketch of Human Narrator - Stanley because I love his design... He looks like some goofy man

And here's some fun facts;

Drugs that tsp characters would do.

Stanley would do weed

Narrator would do fags

432/Timekeeper would do coke

Curator would do Shrooms

"Our nerves were braided under ceiling stars" aha will wood reference. Okay now before people get out the flames and pitchforks, in none of my aus are curator and narrator even REMOTELY related. This is MY AU and they aren't canonically related either.. So put down the pitchforks if you already had them up. Just enjoy art with a will wood reference okay.. Song is Cicada Days.

" You're in my story now" is the most goofiest line in the entire Stanley Parable. Literally what in the "I'm the main character, 2022 will wood reference god forbid I'm seen as just an average human" is that. Literally everytime I see fanart of tsp with that line I just go "eugh.." and like scroll.

Literally I don't care if this is me just being a big hater , that line is so goofy.. Like what "story", blud your story is like 1% of the damn gameplay. The sheer fact that you fellas will post your Narrators saying that goofy ass line shocks me. Like then seeing narryverse shit with narrators going "you're in our story now". BRO YOUR STORY IS LAME, ITS BORING. ITS DEVOID OF ANY REAL EMOTION , UR NARRATIVE SUCKS ASS.

Maybe I'm just being a little mean, I mean maybe but like.. That line is so old, and so damn corny. It's like saying "I see red when I'm angry" or "You're really pushing my buttons" Like its boring, its overused and its corny. Maybe I don't get the hype, but I swear to you it's annoying at this point.

Isn't there literally anything you folks could come up with? Yall know damn well Narrator doesn't even have a choice if Stanley follows the story or not. It makes me wonder if you folks actually played the game, or seen people playing the game. Im sorry but that line just gives "Ouh I'm big and I'm bad and I'm in control ". Like Narry calm it down with the ego train , your story fucking SUCKS. "You're in my story now" shut the fuck up narrator. Majority of this fandom either draws you with your cock out, or making out with Stanley.

Okay I'm damn tired with the same kindergarten playground type arguments in this fandom. "All thin narrator designs are bad". Please for the love of GOD shut the hell up man. Who cares, its a ⭐GAME⭐. The Narrator has no canon design, he's a DISEMBODIED VOICE. If the argument that all thin narrator designs are bad simply because well- "They don't make him look old enough, They make him like a twink , He doesn't look right". Then every other argument can also apply. That he shouldn't be white because well "Not all British people are white". Or that he shouldn't be a man because "Not all people who sound like men are men". Every single argument can be throw out there, and people will tear it up. It shouldn't matter, why the fuck are grown ass adults getting mad at kids over a damn design.

There are so much other stuff we could be arguing about, not how much fat or wrinkles some random ass voice has on him. The older folks or the people who have been in this fandom longer will whine, complain, and act all bitter over the way a kid designs a damn character. "He wouldn't look like that" who the fuck actually cares. I've seen popular artists on tumblr whine and whine for god knows how long on that people don't like their narrator design because he's "FAT". Maybe let's stop and think why people don't like your design perhaps?

Maybe it's because you make your narrator being fat his whole personality. It's maybe because you're so entrenched in what other people do, people stopped liking your design because you actively hated on others. Call me a hypocrite or a grifter, I don't care and I will NEVER care. Sure most of my narrator designs are fat, but I don't let that define him, I just don't. Seeing grown ass adults make fun of younger people over a damn character is annoying as hell. It'll be the most irrelevant ass arguments, "Narrator is white" "Narrator wouldn't look like that" "Narrator doesn't have exactly 62 strands of hair on his nutsack". Literally it's the same with you people, it never changes.

It's a shame knowing nobody gets the inspo behind my narrator designs, because almost every design has the exact same elements. Funny enough people will go "Ew you made him dark" when he's at most fucking tan or lightskin.