Lily/Narcissa, Ghostbusters AU
A/n: Anyone order some crack? Â This is crack-alicious. Â
“Oh now you’re just showing off…” Narcissa rolled her eyes and knelt to scoop up the ghost containment unit. Â
“What?  You didn’t care for my fancy shooting?” Lily twisted into a bastardization of the famous Charlie’s Angels pose with her proton blaster. “I thought surely you’d appreciate a little bit of THEATRE!  A little bit of CULTURE, Cissy.” Â
“I’d much rather you just shoot the damned thing so we can go to the theatre. Go partake of culture.  Lily Dearest.” Â
“Partaking of culture…I dunno, Ciss.  That doesn’t sound like something I’m going to do.  Plus, we have to go make a deposit.”  Lily waggled her eyebrows and stuck out her tongue, reaching for the containment unit and turning for the door.
“You’re a regular cretin, you know that?” Â
“Yeah?  Well, I hate to break it to you, Narcissa Black.  But you’re in love with a regular cretin,” Lily teased. Â
“Oh god…” Narcissa rolled her eyes and followed Lily out the door.  Â