#namivia

Mira: Yes? n___n

Natsu: ... Did Juvia raid your wardrobe?

Mira: Nope! But I got an outfit for her that was pretty close to the one I used to have! I figured she needed extra features to accentuate her curves~ n___n

Natsu: @___@ Damnit, Mira. *is thankful he is sitting down, and will not be expected to stand up for the foreseeable future*

Juvia: Juvia did this for Gray-sama!! But Gray-sama will not look anywhere near Juvia! DX

Mira: I'm sure it's because he's embarrassed, dear~ n___n He ignored you all this time, and now suddenly he wants to touch you all over.

Juvia: *looks mollified a little* ... Then Gray-sama finds Juvia attractive??

Mira: ... That, or he's trying to repress his memories of the old days with me. He used to find me as traumatizing as Erza. *taps chin thoughtfully*

Juvia: DX Juvia picked the wrong person to imitate to gather Gray-sama's attention!!!

Mira: *tilts head* *I* don't think you made the wrong decision~ What do YOU think, Natsu? n______n

Natsu: . . .

Juvia: E-Eh? *blushing fiercely at the strange look in his eyes* Natsu-san?

Natsu: *on autopilot* In that outfit, I'm ready ta take you outback and give you the good time that you deserve! @___@ *mind processes what he just said* ... Kill me now.

Juvia: *blush deepens* N-Natsu-san finds me that attractive?!

Natsu: Attractive doesn't do you justice, you're smokin' hot... @___@ *realizes he was on autopilot again* Damnit, brain!

Juvia: @//////@* Juvia wanted to seduce Gray-sama, not Natsu-san...!

Mira: I bet he'd take both of us in a heartbeat~ *winks at Juvia, then at Natsu* I went and bought the same outfit as Juvia, it's behind the bar. I figured this might happen~

Natsu: *propels off his seat with a dual nosebleed*

Juvia: Mira-san was sabotaging Juvia from the beginning! >.>

Mira: "Sabotage" is such a harsh word~ If you ask me, I got both of us the better deal! Between Gray and Natsu, who do you suppose has the most passion?

Juvia: *without missing a beat* Gray-sama!!!

Mira: ... What about stamina~? n________n

Juvia: Gra............ o___o *thinks about all the times Natsu has gotten knocked down and gotten up again in fights; starts drooling a bit at the corner of her mouth*

Mira: So you ARE interested~

Juvia: @/////@* Juvia should... research this very thoroughly before coming to conclusions!!

Mira: He'll be pounding the both of us, dear~

Juvia: MINE!

Mira: Don't I get a finder's fee? I've known him longer~ n___n