#namigator

thiS is SO CUTE HLY CRAP AND WHAT IF ROBIN LETS ON WITH THE INCIDENT WITH ZORO BABYSITTING LIKE 3 BABIES AND NAMI GETS THE IDEA SO SHE FASHIONS AN EXTRAVAGANT NUMBER OF SWEATERS WITH “HOT MOM” ON IT HOLY SHIT Im this is amazing

...and nami ignoring him and falling asleep so zoro tackles the tricky job of combing Nami's fine ass hair and has to get the cool to help him and it takes them a good half hour to get all the knots out.

oHMY GOD  THAT IS SO fucking cute and they try to braid her hair and surprisingly zoros really good at it so sanji being the competitive beautician he is he starts a braiding contest with zoro to see who has the most extravagant braid while nami snores in the middle

and then they end up trying to braid each others hair and sanjis all fancy and stuff but u cant braid any of zoros so sanji jsut combs his thick short ass hair all weirdly to make him seem rly formal like all swept to the side with not a single strand standing up or spiked omfg

headcanons in OP-verse tho??? nami probably would let sanji do that for her and have a mini fashoin show which happened in the episode of luffy move that was hella cute!! anyway imagine nami and sanji shopping for clothes witht he crew and zoro doesnt care that much hes more of the “is this comfortable and can i fight in ths” kinda guy so sanji/nami take care of his aesthetics and debate a llot on which would suit the swordsman more and when they come down to making him wear it he’s all quiet and stuff and says its stupid but is actually grateful.

srsly omfd zoro jsut wants to see sanji be rly flashy but THAT HEADCANON THO OH MY GOSH AND IAMGINE IF THEYVE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A RLY LONG TIME AND SANJI ADOPTS THIS QUIRK BUT INSTEAD OF BABE HE CALLS PPL - MOSTLY LADIES THO SOME FOOD-TYPE TERMS OF ENDEARMENT Like “cupcake” or “sweetcheeks” but someitmes it tones down to “darling” and “princess”. he goes overboard sometimes tho and nami and sanji try to outbest each other like “thanks babe” “no thank YOU my princess” “n thank U mr handsome” “i must thank U my sweetie pie vanilla mucnhkin” and its all so fucking gross between them in front of strangers until zoro comes

i. syrup village sucks - misskaya [done]

ii. meeting the bitch princess - loliprincessofghosts

iii. dead bird walking - ask-penguin-oftheheartpirates [done]

iv. getting into trouble - nami-gator

v. long nose idiot - poppinggreens 

vi. a little lost - snowharpy-monet

vii. applesauce - snowharpy-monet

viii. zoro and kidd - zoro-aniki

ix. chibi kidd and samara - missfifer [done]

x. my etiquette teacher - poppinggreens [done]

xi. the classless tramp - sanjikosuitsandcigarettes

xii. penguin is my brother in law - askpenguinoftheheartpirates

xiii. bitch is poor - piratehunter-zoro

xiv. seduce me - like-a-burning-flame