#nameslikebones

Yeah. Comic Sans. I went there. 

Let's cut to the chase then, shall we? Here's a list of people who give me raging hard-ons:

Amanda because we're married and have adopted children or something? Dani because she is a precious gem and I can't even begin to describe the feels. Jen because her drunk messages actually make my life and I adore her endlessly. Not Marcus, because, oh my god, fuck Marcus. Sam, because then who else would I talk to about tattoo kinks and Tony? Leila, despite the fact I'm constantly wrought with the nearly uncontrollable urge to punch her in her beautiful face. Eowyn, because no one quite understands my cheesecake/JDM lust like she does. Madison, because, Jesus Christ, it's Madison, and that means so much I'm not sure how I'm supposed to articulate how much I (perhaps inappropriately) love her. She's just.. Madison, man. She's spectacular. Maggie, because I miss her while she SLEEPS. Zoey because I need graphics to cry over and show my friends when they come over and I try to convince them to watch Supernatural with me. Mel and V, because they're a package deal and at least one of them tolerates me e heh heh heeeeh. Kellen, because I need someone's blog to open and breathe heavily on every once in a while. I mean. What. Amanda, because I have a big huge crush on her. Don't tell Kyle. Ashley, because I still blush and giggle like and infant when she 'likes' my idiotic commentary on whatever I'm doing and whisper 'She likes me, she really likes me'. Liz, because... Actually. You know what? I would ditch Liz for some Batman comics and a jar of peanut butter. Shayla because what the fuck is an appelcart, I don't know, but I'm willing to stick around and find out. Steph, because of the horrid tongue motions I make at all of her art. Mickey because she's fucking fearless, I want a pair of lady balls like that, hot damn. Chris, because... damn it, I don't even know why, I'm just drawn to Chris. Probably because he's so awesome. Hannah, because you are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are grey. Renee because she tolerates me. Becky because I don't need a reason I just really love Becky.