OH OH OH MY GOSH you all will NOT BELIEVE what just happened. So so so like, I was with Nabla, Gennie and O-Umlaut, yea? (They were over for dinner) And this completely random person starts yelling from outside. And naturally we are all like "What the hell?" So so so we investigate, and there's this beetle guy(?) who is yelling and going on on on about someone named "Bobby" saying stuff like "Get down here you son of of of a!" And other things along those lines, and well since we have no no no clue who this guy is Umlaut comes up with the bright idea to to to start throwing things at him For Some Reason and just starts grabbing my stuff! Without my permission, and naturally im like "What the heck man!" & Umlaut is tossing things like pictures, books, dishes, ect and eventually I get him to to to stop, but in the middle of of of all this Gennie notices that its smoky and I have my penultimate "oh oh oh shit" moment because I go go go to to to to the kitchen and THE OVEN IS ON ON ON FIRE!!!
So so so now, not only do do do I have guests over, some numb-nuts screaming outside my windows, my precious belongings and knick nacks strewn everywhere, MORE people presumably ariving soon, but NOW my 1000$ oven, aswell as my rolls, fish, hamburger, and delicious Kraftâ„¢ Mac and Cheese (made with 100% real cheese!) Are all ON ON ON FIRE!
Upon seeing this everyone and every thing hits the fan. Gennie starts squealing, Umlaut starts speaking in his classic Rhymes and Riddlesâ„¢ at Gennie (something about like water, or or or rivers or or or something) Nabla looks like he's losing his cool to to to Put It Lightly. And I the effective herder of of of this present pack of of of angry wolves has to to to deal with this all! So so so I start running for the fire extinguisher, admist the cacophony of of of dying pigs. And I am able to to to get it, go go go back to to to the stove, do do do the stuff and its EMPTY. Producing JACK & SHIT. AND IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH, IF THAT WASNT BAD ENOUGH.
Remember the guy outside? NEWS FLASH! HES SCALING THE WALL WITH PLUNGERS LIKE ITS A DAMN CARTOON!!!!
I start screaming at anyone to to to do do do do something but turns out Umlaut already put out the fire! Somehow. Im still not sure how but point is he got it put out (foods horribly burnt and mangled but,). Anywho course the guy outside is still causing turmoil and Nabla starts litteraly bouncing off the walls like mixed the two gels. And he flys out the window and latches ononontotototo that guys face and starts fricken WHAILIN on on on him, spongebob style. And after he did that he 'sososo-longey bowser!'s him intototo the distance and we are all like Okay That Just Happened and well, I dododont really have a good end for this tale of of of mine tttbh. Things just kinda died down. I called Da and Beth to to to let them know we were changing the meet up to to to The Weepin Wendigo tavern and we met up there and had a good time. Dont know what happened to to to that guy, no no no clue who Bobby is or or or what he did, working on on on getting a new oven.
Mediocre day.
