he’s so fine i want him so bad but also i want to punch him in the teeth really hard
i suppose i can share this TINY excerpt from vertigo while we're on the topic, anon:
“Rick, you can’t be serious.” Your heart jumps as he towers over you.
“As a heart attack.” He holds a hand over his heart, his expression falling in mock gravitas.
When he lunges, reaching out to grab your abdomen, your gut reaction is to duck away from his height. You manage to trip him with your left leg slightly outstretched. You hear him make a sound of surprise before chuckling, barely meeting his eyes again before he’s coming at you. You didn’t think fast enough.
He anticipates your next move, swinging at his side, absorbing your punch with his palm. He pulls you forward, a wiry arm wrapping around your middle. You instinctually drop your weight before he can get a good grip, falling knees first into the hardwood floor. You slip through his legs easily, hooking one as you go. He loses balance just enough to send him face planting into the floor as you pounce on his back.
You hit it hard, so hard that you immediately rush to get off his back. “Rick! Fuck, fuck, fuck. I’m sorry-,”
As soon as he’s freed from your weight, he pushes up onto his knees. Your apology dies in your throat as he pushes you to the floor, caging your body with his own, your wrists pulled above your head. It takes the air out of you, gasping for breath, fully trapped beneath his weight and the crushing hold on your wrists.
Rick is breathing heavily, so close you can feel the air as it puffs against your face. You’ve made him lose his breath. Even then, you can’t imagine you’re actually able to overpower him. Even without synthetic DNA, Rick was stronger than he looked. But his egging on works like a charm. Just like it always has.
“What is wrong with you?” you seethe, your knees beginning to throb.
“Got a year?”
You feel lightheaded as you try to breathe deeper and slower.
“You gonna punch me or what? Come on, I know you got it in you, baby,” he pants out with a wicked smile.
