#mythologicalmoose

@mythologicalmoose *hugs back* Thank you. I'll be alright. I'm used to trying to navigate toxic environments. My tolerance for it is just less because I've gotten away from it long enough that I have seen a healthier way of living.

Rules: Go to www.random.org/lists Put in 15 names of people and answer the questions in order with the names and then tag ~5 people! I didn't feel comfortable putting in real people's names, so I used HTTYD characters for this (surprise surprise). Tagged by @chiefhiccstrid! Thanks so much for tagging me; I had so much fun with this! 1. Mom/dad: Astrid Hofferson. OMG YES She would be such a great mom. I'd probably be in much better physical shape if I had her as my mom because there's no way she would let me sit around as much as I do :) 2. Sibling: Viggo Grimborn. Would I be a girl version of Ryker, then? Hopefully not. 3. Grandma/ grandpa: Gustav Larson. WTF This would be the most hilarious thing ever. I feel bad for whoever married him, but Fanghook is the cutest thing ever so YAY. Actually, I bet that's how I got so klutzy; Gustav passed down all his clumsy genes to me. 4. Haunts you: Fishlegs Ingerman. HAHA He would definitely just constantly be telling me dragon stats for all eternity, which wouldn't be that big of a problem. 5. Boyfriend/ girlfriend: Snotlout Jorgenson. OMFG You've got to be kidding me. Snotlout is the best thing in the entire world, but there is no way that I would EVER EVER date that guy. I'd much rather use him to help me prank my boyfriend than be my boyfriend. 6: Your ex: Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III. Wow, that's incredibly disappointing considering Hiccup is like everything I want in a boyfriend. I don't know what he or I did to break up, but can we get back together? SAVE ME FROM SNOTLOUT. 7: Your best friend: Eret Son of Eret. I honestly don't know how in the world that would happen, we are way too different. But I'm board with it. 8: Proposed to you: Ruffnut Thorston. LMAO I would be honored to be proposed to by Ruffnut tbh. I wouldn't say yes, but being her partner in all things Loki would be awesome :) 9: Your boss: Heather. I'm pretty okay with this; she seems like someone who would respect work ethic and be fair to everyone. She's kind of overdramatic, but I guess so are half of the people I know in real life. 10: That random person you met at a bar: Dagur the Deranged. Um, what? What kind of bar did I go to that I met Dagur? Oh geez. 11: Your rival: Valka Haddock. There's no way I could do that; I care about her too much to ever hate her. 12: Gave you your first kiss: Tuffnut Thorston. OH GODS NOOOOO. DID HE MISTAKE ME FOR CHICKEN OR SOMETHING BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I WOULD LET HIM EVER DO THAT. Can we be best buds and tell stupid jokes instead? Anything other than kissing I approve of. 13: Drunk and singing karaoke with: Stoick the Vast. I'm actually excited about this one. Stoick would be hilarious drunk and we'd totally rock at karaoke together. I can for sure see us singing For the Dancing and the Dreaming incredibly off key. 14: Played 7 minutes in heaven with: Gobber the Belch. First of all, I'm a minor so that would be illegal. Second of all, EWWWWWWW WHY. 15: Gave you your first dessert: Alvin the Treacherous. I must have been desperate to eat anything he gives me. I hope I checked to make sure it wasn't poisoned first. TAGGING @oh--you--pretty--things @mythologicalmoose @sasstrid-and-dorkcup @dragonlover7860 @howtotrainyouradamyoung @the-httyd-lover

26. Pick a Word That Starts With the First Letter of Your Real Name & Ends with the First Letter of Your Tumblr Name: Eh, which is pretty much how life feels right about now.  Tagging- @astrxd @astridhaddofferson123 @alexanerdyloner @the-httyd-lover @aceofstars16 @frostystuffs @dragonlover7860 @blue–o @jennis41digsdragons @sweetweasleygirl @drchee5e @patricksteelebodger @orhowfar @mistletoemal @rufnut @martabm90 @skrillqueen @dragons-and-angst @sasstrid-and-dorkcup @dragonescence @youcancallmedirectioner @yesbeacusefandoms @demigxddess @chiefhiccstrid @lafeenoa

Turns out there was metal in the container my food was in. 

I tag @effyeahhiccstrid @guardian-of-change @animaltrees @cinema-corner @ruffnutrona @savatasavatarou @ilyasunshine @timerider14 @itsmeruff

I tag sciencetrash, skywardwhored, memoriesofwords and mythologicalmoose

Chainmail is awesome. I wanted to get into making it since I was fourteen, but didn’t have the support to get started until very recently. It was my mom who bought my supplies because I told her it was something I could do to make some extra money on the side. 

Hey now. It was cocomingox who “corrupted” me by getting me addicted to smut dust.