I have been trying to figure out a captain america costume for a week now i only have a few days left this is bad oh dear

There's an electoral roll form sitting on my desk it'd been there for a month I really should post it

Last year I punched a fourteen year old girl at our athletics carnival and I missed her face and got her on the shoulder but it was still a fairly hard punch (and I yelled at her too) and this was a very good thing

I AM GOING TO THE G(IRLS) 20 SUMMIT WITH KATE ON TUESDAY I'M VERY EXCITED I'M SKIPPING SCHOOL AND INSTEAD SEEING COOL LADIES TALK ABOUT WORLD PEACE

(maybe don't read this if gore squicks u) There is a piece of pencil lead in my thumb. It's from just a normal black crayola pencil and it sits just above my nail. This piece of pencil has been there for more than twelve years. It had disintegrated into my bloodstream and dyed my skin blue. Sometimes people see my hand ad go, "Oh did you bruise your thumb?" NO. When I was in kindergarten I was told to put pencils in a pencil pot and I did and I did my job too well and I was impaled with a sharp pencil just above my nail and I started crying because I was six years old and I had a pencil lead embedded in my flesh and my teacher yelled at me and wouldn't let me go to sick bay she just yelled at me and told me I should have asked for another pencil pot and didn't let a maimed child seek proper medical attention. And the evidence of this story can still be seen in my thumb today thank you.