#myadec

Nothing says "I have too much energy" quite like hauling your fully grown spouse around the backyard in a wheelbarrow while she laughs at the sky. This is the specific brand of manic suburban joy that only 1980s high-potency vitamins could promise. Apparently, if you take enough Zinc, simple gardening transforms into an extreme sport. One minute you're planting petunias, the next you're reenacting the chariot scene from Ben-Hur with farm equipment. Also, huge respect for the commitment to pink overalls—an outfit choice that screams, "I am ready to garden, but I am also ready to start a children's TV show at a moment's notice."