Though not necessarily how I thought I’d be spending the day, I’m proud to say it was very productive. I never thought I’d do it, you know. People thought it would happen one of these days, but I always told them no, that ridiculous. I would never possibly end someone’s freedom like that. Flash forward to today. I’m waiting in line at the supermarket, and after what feels like an eternity I finally get up to the front and here comes this guy without a mask cutting in front of me. He starts intimidating the cashier when she asked him to put on a mask and just everything put together kinda made me snap. I slipped down my mask and pushed him head first into my mouth. I don’t quite know what came over me, but I just kept gulping. How he didn’t wriggle out, I don’t know; it probably took me a good 10 minutes or more. I didn’t know how to do this, yet there he went. Now here I am. I’ve got a twenty something guy in my belly who’s never gonna see the light of day again and I somehow feel good about it. Actually I feel great. That poor sucker’s churning into nothing right now and I’m loving it. I finally understand the appeal and I kinda want to try it again when I’m done. LNow the question’s just how long it’ll take him to digest an who’ll be next when he does? Any volunteers?
