i wish i was a chill and well adjusted individual who didn’t feel physical pain while watching sports. unfortunately

looking back now that first inning hr was literally the equivalent of giving a dog chocolate before you put them down

whenever the broadcast shows jp or cal i feel like a dog being given a bit of chocolate as a treat before they euthanize me. like the horrors are endless but at least they are beautiful!

i am a lesbian who is sexually attracted to cal raleigh. we exist our stories matter

love when i’m watching baseball with my dad and he starts trying to mansplain things to me. “the catcher for the mariners, cal raleigh, yknow who he is?” yes dad. i know who he is.

the mariners putting us through that on world mental health awareness day….. they wanted us to be sooo aware